BafflingBeerMan

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  1. Rick is the most heroic, stupidest person ever!
  2. BafflingBeerMan

    Skyline...

    By the way, I am convinced Donald Faison sold his soul to the Devil to avoid aging. He looks exactly the same in Clueless, Scrubs, and in trailers for this movie.
  3. BafflingBeerMan

    Pooh Trailer!

    I love how Pooh has a voice that I would expect belonged to a world-weary individual, but he is an eternal optimist.
  4. Don't want to spoil anything, but Kevin Smith brought her back and wrote her with such stunning dialogue as this (when asked about why she calls Bruce "DeeDee"):

  5. As long as it isn't Silver St. Cloud as she was written by Kevin Smith

    ::shudder::
  6. I can't say that I won't be buying the music for this season, cause I've liked some of their choices, but the plots...meh.

    Also, Kurt and Blaine's coupling will result in Kaine!



    Through hellfire and brimstone comes some lovely duets!
  7. Everytime you think you're out, Glee pulls you bakc in, doesn't it, Marcian?
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Dark One View Post
    Though I wonder how the episode with Kenny in Heaven playing video games falls into it, since we now have a in-universe explanation for his myriad deaths throughout the series.
    Mysterion/Kenny did say that when he dies sometimes he sees Heaven and Hell, which allows for the events of that episode and the SP movie.

    We just saw in this three-parter whenever Kenny dies, he immediately gets resurrected in his bed, but he does state that sometimes he is out longer (which would account for the whole season where Kenny stayed dead).
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Optimus_Dex View Post
    I know what caused the zombies- in there world the Man in Black got off the Island.
    I used to frequent one of the official boards for Lost (Oceanic815.com, I believe) and before Season 2, they inserted some Easter Eggs onto the site: two fake script pages from the S2 premiere.

    One of them had Jack running out of the jungle after opening the Hatch only to be chased by...himself.

    The other page? Zombie Walt (with a suggestion for Zombie Vincent)

  10. BafflingBeerMan

    Megamind

    There was a lot of comedic bits aimed at Cyrus before her recent surge towards sexuality. The Soup, for example, had a hilarious segment called "It's Miley!" At that point though, she was a tad more of a target than Hillary Duff that last big Disney TV star who was trying to make it. In recent times though her sexuality and her faux pas have driven the derision up.

    She did say a lot of stupid stuff before her current sexualized phase that drove the humor (her Twitter account was full of ridiculous stuff people picked up on, she said she never heard a Jay-Z song before while she sings that she loves Jay-Z, etc.)
  11. I remember watching a few episodes growing up (though not during its initial run).
  12. I couldn't remember if it was the 60s or 70s. It was originally in Black and White, if I remember correctly (and, as already evident, I don't).
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Amerikatt View Post
    Sorry, but in a world which contains the Internet, Wikipedia, Google, YouTube, and sites containing sound files of old-time radio programs, someone like Seth Rogan -- who claims to be a professional actor (and certainly gets paid to be one) -- should have immersed himself in the backstory and history to get a better feel for the character.

    OOPS! Did I just use the words 'Seth Rogan' and 'professional' in the same sentence?!
    Getting a feel for the character is not the same as whether or not the character is a "forgotten hero."

    The fact that the Internet has data on even the most background of characters in obscure fiction doesn't mean that those characters are well known. Doing research on a character to know who he is doesn't mean everyone knows who he is.

    That beign said, Green Hornet shouldn't really be all that forgotten, considering there was a TV show centered on him in the 70s(?)
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by sleestack View Post
    Oh I'm right there with you on that. There are parts of the comic that I've thought, "Man if I had been there that would have gone FAR better for the "good" guys." I can't go into details without major spoilers, but yeah, there have been points where I wanted to scream at the characters for not being more tactical in their thinking and actions.
    I am always thinking about this quandry. About how, us, in the audience, think that sometimes we know better or we say they would do things differently, smarter, than the characters.

    My dilemma in this thinking is it caused by us simply knowing better or us being really removed from the action, being able to think about the situation from this detached viewpoint? That is, if we were truly in the thick of it would our brains even process things the same way?

    This complaint about characters not acting in the "right" way came up a lot for Lost, regarding why don't the characters ask more questions? I truly think that the characters, for at least the first 3 seasons, didn't care about what the Smoke Monster was or Dharma. They just wanted off the Island. The reason why they didn't ask more questions because they were focused on getting off the Island and didn't care about anything else. "Out of sight, out of mind" in a way.
  15. BafflingBeerMan

    Megamind

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    Originally Posted by KingSnake View Post
    I got to ask. And this isn't directed so much at the guy I'm replying to, as much as it is a general question, cause, I'm honestly curious. Why the Justin Beiber hate? I've never heard his music, granted, but, even if he royaly sucks, why so much hate? It's... all over the place, and nasty at times. Even worse then the Joneas brothers, which, I didn't get either.

    And why does it seem to mainly be the young guys who get beat on. I haven't seen the same level of hate for girl pop stars, heck, even BillyRays girl doesn't get as much hate as the boys do, and she's about the ONLY female young pop star i've ever seen picked on out there in the interwebs. (granted, i don't really go looking, i just stumble appone it.)

    And I'm just wondering... why?
    Actually, Miley Cyrus does get a lot of hate, but that has died down (and been somewhat replaced by disdain over her trying to sexualize herself) now that people have moved onto the Biebs.

    As to why? It's because stars like Cyrus and Bieber aren't made, they are foisted upon the audience and sold like products. While they may or may not have talent, their existance isn't to show that talent but to sell records, concerts, and anything with their name on it. They are basically commercialized products, and much more so than ones in the past, because it has become more obvious and crass.

    I don't hate Bieber or Cyrus, I find their fame amusing. But I can see why people hate upon them.
  16. Obviously, the zombie apocalypse was caused by a golden light in a cave. That's a good explanation for weird things, right?
  17. Maybe Spider-Man has new superpowers like that of Mysterion's on South Park and his death will once again reset the timeline!
  18. They hired Michel Gondry to direct. If the expected anything traditional, they only have themselves to blame.
  19. These are the smartest zombies I have ever seen: using arock to bust open the glass doors, climbing...
  20. By the way, I am not saying Raimi/Tobey Spider-Man is the utmost, be-most representation, just that it was a solid portrayal.

    And hey, if you didn't like it, then all the more reason to reboot and remake. In fact, an argument can be made that certain adaptations should be remade as audience's tastes change and a director/studio feels more free to pursue certain angles.
  21. BafflingBeerMan

    Megamind

    Oh yeah, the "No You Can't" poster got the biggest laughs from the audience in my showing.
  22. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    Not at all. My favorite example of cinema's power to capitalize the fact that "a picture is worth a thousand words" is from Robert Towne's Tequila Sunrise. In that film, a five-second shot of a matchbook on a bar says more about trust and betrayal than five pages of ranty soap opera-type dialogue ever could. It is a brilliant moment, one of the most perfect such moments in movie history.
    Again, see Ang Lee's Hulk movie, with its shots of moss growing, as to how something like can seem out of place and "boring" in a superhero movie, where people's expectations are for action or a constant pace. We are only now reaching the point where superhero movies are being considered "art" with Nolan's Batman films. To expect something like that in one of the first "New Age" superhero movies is saying that in hindsight it would have been great, but the audience and the filmmaker's stance was not mature enough at that point.



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    That's a structure issue, not a story issue. There are so many basic ways to get around this it's not even an issue. Even the tried-and-true flashback a la Forrest Gump would work fine. But "no action" doesn't have to equal "boring." Check out The Social Network or Dead Poets Society for how sitting at desks can be made into a riveting movie. Trotting out another film, Gosford Park, the first half of that movie setting up the movie was so interesting that I completely forgot it was supposed to *be* a murder mystery.
    And how many of those movies did you just mention were based on comics? Were movies with fight scenes? Or, y'know, expected to be, hoped for, blockbusters? Those are quieter films by the very nature of their subject matter. The audience goes into those movies expecting those types of scenes. Though don't, at least at the time Spidey 1 was released, expect that in superhero movies. I like those scenes, but again, the modern (Marvel) superhero genre was just being born at that time and they had to get the big crowd-pleasing stuff right first before they could get to the smaller stuff. What is boring in one movie isn't boring in another, by such factors as story, pacing, and audience expectations.



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    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    It wasn't that they left things out, it's that they changed core parts of the character for no good reason other than they were too lazy to work out a better way to integrate all those key elements.
    Honestly, having read a handful of Spidey comics in my life, I don't think they changed any core parts. You say they didn't make him smart enough. He was still smart, we still saw everyone from Norman to Doc Connors marvel at his intelligence. They didn't make him into a dumb teenager. He was maybe a bit too emo, but that is also a core aspect of the character: his constant struggles to do what's right while dealing with his real life.

    They touched upon each of the fundamental core tenets of Peter Parker/Spider-Man. Maybe not in full or a lot (i.e. the banter) but I doubt most people would say that the Spider-Man presented on screen is fundamentally different than the one found in the comic book.
  23. BafflingBeerMan

    Megamind

    I saw it last night, in 3-D.

    It was good, typical Dreamworks Animated film. Full of pop culture references, big name cast, funny, not as deep as a typical Pixar film.

    Favorite part? Will Ferrell's Marlon Brando impersonation.
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    "Easier" does not mean "better."
    No, but in movies they MAY be the same thing. Look at Inception, for example, a lot of people didn't like the movie because they viewed it as "too complicated." Now, before we launch into a conversation about the "dumbing down of America," sometimes superflous things added into a movie, maybe to fully flesh out a character, is not necessary and can lead to confusion and/or boredom.

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    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    The best version of the web fluid thing was in Ultimate Spider-Man by Bendis. That's where it was shown to be his dad's unfinished formula and he'd been working on it for years. Peter's breakthrough comes after the spider bite, so one might say his abilities also allowed him to clear his mind or concentrate better, or perhaps it was simply a coincidence. Bendis dispensed with the entire matter in less than two pages of the comic, succinctly summing it all up.
    Two pages though in the comics may mean anywheres betweens 30 seconds to 5 minutes in a movie, to properly setup that moment.

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    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    One reason why he doesn't apply this knowledge to other fields of endeavor is because of the web fluid's limited use. It only lasts for an hour or two before dissolving -- which might be useful in construction or something, but how does anyone explain that they've come up with this idea? (Although that might be a good subplot for a second movie, now that I think about -- Pete uses someone as a cut-out to market the fluid, but they take the lion's share of the profits. Pete can't sue the guy because he'd reveal himself to be Spidey, and so on.) Then there's the notion that it simply never occurs to Peter to capitalize on the web fluid, as other characters have commented that he could make a fortune with it. He *is* rather distracted by events in his life, plus his mind doesn't work like that. I don't recall if Reed Richards or anyone have analyzed the stuff, but that's certainly one thing that could be examined in a movie. I'd rather see that sort of thing instead of the scene in the lunch room and fight in the hallway.
    Honestly, that would be cool to see. But it would also run the risk of being boring. Especially since up until that point in the film (talking about the lunch room scene), we hadn't seen much "superheroy" stuff. Remember the big complaint about Ang Lee's Hulk: not enough HULK SMASH.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    As far as explaining who his dad was, you don't even need dialogue for that. Especially after Uncle Ben is killed, just have Peter in his room reflecting on his life. Just *show* that his dad was a chemist as Peter pulls out old newspaper clippings, photos and certificates, then have him glance over at the formula on the board again. Just a brief shot to establish it's both important and related to Pete's dad. Have that board in the background from the start of the film to establish its presence. Maybe even have Ben or May yell up to him to get a move on or he'll be late for school as he stands concentrating on the thing. You can dispense with all of that stuff in less than a minute, simply allowing the audience to draw the correct conclusions by association via montage. Maybe even throw in a bit of dialogue for the slower viewers.
    Have you heard of Chekhov's gun? Introducing Peter's dad may result in an undeed perversion of that if the rest of the movies don't revist him (if we assume the rest of the movies would have followed the same storylines). The audience will expect some more explanation as to how were Pete's parents. Mind you, they are involved in some major storylines in the comics. So you may even have people complaining that they need to be MORE involved in the movies. Remember all the nerdgams over the mention of Dr. Connors in the first movie, then really nothing except some cameos from him by Dylan Baker.

    So basically, yeah, they left things out but I think they did a good job overall. The problem is always going to be when adapting a property, especially one with as much mythos as a comic book, is you are going to leave something out. And even if you put it in, some people will think you misrepresented it or you should have put X in.