Ashcraft
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Quote:Fixed this for you.Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Lord_Nemesis: They STILL believe I'm some chick named Golden Girl. Can you imagine? You would think the post count that requires 200 of me to keep up would be a hint.
...I still want animated hair for me jaegers though. -
Quote:Originally Posted by Fiery-Enforcer
Huh, deja vu.Quote:Originally Posted by Ashcraft
Huh, deja vu.Quote:Originally Posted by GATTACA
Huh, deja vu.Quote:Originally Posted by _Force_
Huh, deja vu.Huh, deja vu.Quote:Originally Posted by Cobalt_Azurean
Huh, deja vu.
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Quote:"Sockhand McPunch and The Viking Bikini were very excited to pose with some real heroes for once."
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Quote:Huh, deja vu.Originally Posted by Fiery-Enforcer
Huh, deja vu.
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This seems... familiar...
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Quote:The Day is Saved!Originally Posted by Cobalt_Azurean
Have no fear, the Poplorean is here. -
Quote:Then comes back and reveals that the fist that punched it was a Cylon.Originally Posted by Myrmydon
The current BSG punches the old BSG in the face and steals its lunch money every schoolday, Taz.
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Quote:The popcorn truck is MISSING??!!??! Looks like we need some real heroes.Originally Posted by prvtslacker
The missing popcorn truck been the most disturbing to come out of those.
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What he was REALLY taking a picture of.
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Just so you guys know, I started hitting the sauce after I wrote this. Nummy, strawberry flavored sauce.
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Quote:Pssst. It was saved for posterity in my Drama Guide.Originally Posted by _Cherry_
nono! copy the pic in here before you delete it so it can be saved for posterity!
Also... I did my weekly report on you! Muahahah. -
(Television apologizes for being late, traffic was horrible.)
Hello and Welcome to C! True Paragon Stories!
Today we tell the story of:
Cherry!
Budding
Apple and Grape had been seeing each other for some time when Apple found that she would be fruitful and multiply. Grape wasn't happy with the surprise, and after much whining and complaining, Apple kicked him out. She kept the baby, though, and three seasons later, Cherry was born!
Sprouting Up
Things went well for Cherry growing up. Without the bad influences of Grape and his bunch, she didn't give her mother any trouble. Cherry's happy life continued until her mother started hitting the sauce.
"Things were difficult, for sure." Her old neighbor, Watermelon, told us, "Apple would come home at all hours, her skin faded and even peeled."
Knowing it wouldn't be long before the rot set it, Cherry confronted her mother and told her to clean up her act. They had a huge fight, Apple against Cherry, Cherry against apple. Eventually, the young Cherry convinced Apple to change her ways.
Cherry Blossoms
Cherry and her friend Strawberry joined the Incredible League of Formidable Fruit when they turned sixteen. They learned the secret power of all fruit, trained day and night to become the best of the best. Their future was looking very bright. They impressed their classmates as well as their instructors.
Then disaster struck. A training exercise went horribly wrong when one of the obstacle course frames collapsed, trapping Cherry and severely injuring her friend.
Pulp of Power
Cherry found an amazing strength while buried under that rubble. She lifted the entire contraption up and rescued poor Strawberry. She was the hero of the Formidable Fruit.
Her powers only increased from that day. She was something special. Her teachers encouraged her to leave the league and to travel to a place where people needed her powers. Armed with a case of cupcakes and some bikini wax, she set out in search of her destiny.
Frosting on the Cake
Cherry ended up in Paragon City, fighting crime and boredom wherever she goes. She told us she misses Apple and Strawberry, but she wouldn't leave her new life for anything.
As always, this has been Pumpernickel Van Ashcraft for C! True Paragon Stories! Tune in next week as we unravel the past of another Hero or Villain!
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I was thinking about making a fire/something corrupter who was a war buddy of Cole who returns to find his old friend had become a tyrant and the paradise of praetoria not quite living up to his imagination.
Still working on that. ;-) -
Nooooooooooo. How am I supposed to find my favorite drama threads without my Drama Cannons?
Though this does explain why mod08 gave me 1200 rep randomly the other day. He knew it wouldn't last. -
/em salute
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*clears throat*
- Honey, Did you know I got Power Thrust six-slotted?
- Are you a storm defender? 'Cause you just blew me away!
- No, I don't have an aura, my eyes just light up when I see you.
- Where is your controller? Because you MUST be an illusion.
- Why don't we go to my place and you can show me your first costume slot?
- Wow. You just erased my battlecry.
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Quote:Hehehe. Darn you for showing me this.
He's a scarfaced hunchbacked filmmaker with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a mistrustful gypsy college professor with a knack for trouble. They fight crime! -
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Ok, the updates that I made this thread for are finally finished:
- PPD replaced by Sister Psyche's private body guards, the Psionic Corp.
- New enemies added to the Feral Mind.
- Boss costume updated.
- More detailed descriptions.
- New easter eggs.
- Added new patrols to first mission.
- Bosses updated in last mission.
- Arc souvenir updated.
- All missions are now levels 45-54
I would love some feedback on the changes here. I haven't tested them thoroughly yet. -
Quote:Ullikummis did it.Originally Posted by Steelclaw
OKAY, WHO ATE THE DA**ED COOKIES?! THOSE WERE FOR THE NEW GUY! -
I keep hoping there will be a veteran badge that gives me a click power that opens the tailor screen anywhere.
Prestige is good too, though. -
For a moment I thought ping was the sound GP was making.
HBD, penguin dude. -
Hahaha
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That sounds positively indecent.