Paragon Pick-Up Lines

Bring your best game and meet me at the Peregrine Pub...



Mighty: Hey sweet thing, everyone knows I have speed, flight, and dark powered punches. But I have one more very special power I only show to my special ladies.

Disinterested Barfly: And what's that?

Mighty: The ability to identify cup-size by touch. Allow me to demonstrate...

So, what lines got you smacked lately?

The Last Zargoonian: Hey there. I'm the only one who escaped my planet's destruction. How about you do the universe a solid and help me save my race?

"You might as well take it off already; I can see right through them anyway"

"They call me Delivery Man... Have I ever got a package for you..."

and

"If you think the utility belt is cool, wait til you see my <censored>"

Oooo I wanna try.

"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"

-> TT MA Arc ID 1755 -> Join TankHQ -> Media -> @AceMACE

I thought of starting a thread like this a little while ago, but using names of powers, since some of them are...suggestive.

These were the ones I thought of.

"You look like the type that could help me slot my Power Thrust."

"If you show me your Spirit Tree, I'll show you my Lightning Rod."

"Wanna get some badges and [censored] later?...What?...You're not a badge hunter?"

and finally...

"How YOU doin'?" (Ok not Paragon themed, but makes me laugh!)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mighty So, what lines got you smacked lately?

I think the above would have a high smack rate. I'll have to run some field tests.

"Wow, are you a kinetic Defender? Cause I seem to have been hit with Increased Density by looking at you..."

"Would you like to follow me to the mission exit? I can check your pathing."

"Physically impressive? Let's just say there are parts of me that clip against other parts that really shouldn't."

"It's fate. I checked with Ouroboros."

"You're so hot I'm taking 1 damage every two seconds just standing here."

"Let's cut the chat and just autocomplete this mission."

"If you quit now you won't be able to rejoin later."

PB squid: you want to touch it?

WS Squid: Once you go dark you dont go back.

Crab: Its a name I dont have them.

Fort: You think the wonder bra adds more beyound the slider?

"Hey baby, I heard you like to [scream]."

"Hey beautiful did you just use Cosmic Burst, because you're melting me." (Cause damage text says Cosmic Burst melts enemies.)

Best pick up artist ever

"I just want to let you know, the back uh yo head is ruh-dik-a-lus."

Or something like that.

Edit: Gatt is a jerk for posting that video.

You're so beautiful...

"Why yes, I do have Stamina, and it's fully slotted. I also have a self-rez."

"My name is Bull, and it's not because of these horns"

"That costume looks awful.. take it off right this second."

/em smooch

*clears throat*

• Honey, Did you know I got Power Thrust six-slotted?
• Are you a storm defender? 'Cause you just blew me away!
• No, I don't have an aura, my eyes just light up when I see you.
• Where is your controller? Because you MUST be an illusion.
• Why don't we go to my place and you can show me your first costume slot?
• Wow. You just erased my battlecry.

Tengo el fuego del diablo en mis pantalones (only because fire powers are in the game)

on a side note, said that to an argentinian exchange student while i was at college.
her response was to burn me with a cigarette.
it was still good for me