while in the middle of a large mission the defender decides that he must go to Icon right away to change from dark red pattern to a slightly lighter red pattern. Admits its his 7th time modifying his costume and he asks for influence to buy some DOs.
One teammate decides to cleary spell out the options (i.e. lvl x door in zone A, lvl x door in zone B, hunt 15 whatevers in zone C). Nobody cares, so the team sits around for 20 minutes.
Then, someone says "Back. What are we doing?" Someone else starts leaping up and down like a crazed rabbit.
While hunting packs in a hazard zone the team's defender / controller / tanks asks for an end break. The fireblaster proceeds to run off and AoE the biggest pack of reds he can find. Winds up with red health, and starts screaming for heals. Shortly thereafter, he'll level and run off without saying anything to go train and add another 2 slots to hover.
The scrapper you picked up hasn't yet put any slots into his attacks or his secondary's defenses, but he does have Hover and Aid Other 6-slotted.
Teammate zones into the mission and then goes afk without telling anyone.
Leader invites a team member who is 3 levels higher than everyone else then wants to do their mission cause it's bigger XP. You zone into the mission to find a sea of red and purple. Debt insues.
Conversely, you're street hunting with a partner who is about your same level and they keep attacking packs of greens and greys while ignoring the whites and yellows.
One teammate repeatedly asks "Do you think people are dancing in Atlas? We should go see."
Team leader refers to you as an anything-bot (provoke-bot, heal-bot) or meatshield.
Street hunting or in a mission where there are many packs close together. Team defeats one pack, the leader moves forward 10 feet and says "here".
Any my personal favorite -
Someone on the team lols at everything. Sometimes they lol at their own lols, or just write lolz. Sometimes you can make fun of them, and they'll lol.
You: "When we enter into the next room, let's focus on taking out stunners first this time so we don't all get held."
Them: lolz. I'll aim for the minion gunner, lol
You: "Well, half the team died last time from being stunned, let's get the stunners first"
Them: lol. n00b. lolz.
You: "Are you retarded?" (not meant as an insult to the mentally handicapped)
Them. LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!lol111oneone
You: Seriously, what's wrong with you?
Them: Lol lol LOL. Minions are teh suk. I wonder if anyone is dancing in Atlas