Xyfen

Has anyone else tried sending comics to COHCOMICS.COM? I sent in the first issue about 4 months ago, and it still isn't up. The cover was used for their hundredth comic thing, but no mention of the comic. Huh.

I have a problem where I can't open demos in SC or TI.. It's wierd.

Thanks for the words. Issue three is still in progress.

Thanks for the comments!

I noticed the Faultline error when I was uploading it. But, since I'm lazy, I went ahead with it. I'll make a joke out of it somehow. Also, the part where the storyline gets hi-jacked is most likely when I stopped making the comic for about three months. Luckily, I've got a better, more coherent idea in my head now that I got City of Heroes back on my Computer. It took a me a day to remember how to edit the demos again. So, in short, I'm back on the horse and expect more.

After a few months of putting things off, here is the second issue.

The Expendables Issue One (I hear it's funny!)

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All right.. I hope all of you can forgive me, if you even remember. If anyone has been waiting, which I highly doubt, I have some news. Half of the second issue has been done for a while now, and I just need to get back on the CoH horse. I've just been busy with other projects. So, basically, I wanted to let people know that this isn't the type of project that's quickly given up on.

Here's to all of you that forgot and are not reading this!

The second issue is coming. Bare with me.

Issue Two has been held up due to all this Double XP Malarkey.... Yes, this is a shameless bump, but still. I thought I'd let people know that there will be a second and hopefully third issue.

I never realized than, Juggertha. Hmm.. But thank aall o' youse for your unexpectadly kind comments. I guess Guilt IS a prety strong force.

Is that all the opinions I'm going to get? Don't make me stop issue two.

Thankfully I've noticed htose problems you've pointed out. I'll be sure to read over my comics from now on. But thanks a lot for your comments, they have truly inspired me.

ADIOS

Ok, this should make it better. Not the quality of the comic, unfortunately.

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Now, hopefully, you'll read it and give me an opinion.... If it works..

*Looks at the links...
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I hate myself... DON'T LOOK AT ME!!

EDIT: Holy crap! That is small. It's PhotoBucket's fault, I swear.... This is embarrasing..

Yet another dastardly attmept by your'se truly at a comic book. Luckily, I had a little bit of a crutch with The Incredulousness inspiring program Comic Life. So without further ado: The Expendables.

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For a change, I'd like to hear(read) your opinion. Your feedback is appreciated.

And as a side note, I have submitted to CoH comics as well as posting it here.

ADIOS

All right this might not be tto humorous, but I thought I'd post it, after experimenting with the costume code in the demos.
3 headed 4 Armed Man

I still want to see if I can make aperson made entirely out of heads..... Creepy...

I've been working with the Demo editing, ad so far everything has been going great. I just want to know some more details about adding another character. Everything from the costume to MOV is fine, but the position (not the PYR) is confusing me. In the sence that, I want a Zombie next to my Hero. Maybe I should just re-read some of these wonderful guides. But in the mean time, isn't there a command that tells you you're position?

Other than that, these Screenchots/videos are awesome. Keep it up!

WOOOT!!! Good Story, I remember when you were asking people if they wanted in...aahhh.


EPILAWG

xyfen sat down on a rock. Micheal walked up to him. He remembered when he helped him with outcasts outide a bar.

"sup, man..Take a seat."
"But its a rock."
"well pretend its a seat." Micheal sat down, finally able to rest.
"...We have any water?" Yelled Xyfen. Someone had thrown him a cantine.
"People are so nice sometimes" Micheal laughed. xyfen then opened up the cantiine and proceeded to poor the contest over himself. everyone that watched was shocked to see xyfen's green pigment melt away revealing rugular colored skin.
"Wait a minute.....but...Why didn't you just do that to get into the club."
"well.....I wouldn't be here right now, would i?" Xyfen took off his goggles he had stolen a while back and wiped off the rest of green.
"So..anymore secrets?" tabby cat had walked up to them.
"Well, sorry to diddapoint you but, my name is actually Kenny Lebowits. really im just on the run from some people....Man, thats corny...." He got up. He bade everyone a goodbye. He then found micheal's council pistol.
"You keepin this?" Kenny asked micheal.
"Why would you want it?"
"Well you see....I need some cash and-"
"fine..Take it"
"Hehe, thanks...Well everyone..So long, and thanks for all the...Stuff, or something like that." He flew up into the sky. He had some babies to punch.......................I just ruined it right then didnt i? great....You laughed......(READ THE NOOBS GUIDE OR I WILL PUT A LIT CIGARETTE IN YOUR EAR)

Aight just read the last chapter and:


"Thats [censored] up!" Why did he have to go, the rude batsrd. The way he would nock over my breakfast with his energy...Oh ill miss him"

Sup [censored]! Im back from my road trip. I know i didnt alert any of you but that doesnt matter it ruled. I went to louisianna to alabama to mississippi to florida then back to TX! We went to both universal and epcot and it was awesome. So...Uh yeah.

Suggestion for xyfen's character, i usually use hip-hop references and the word Byotch. Just a suggestion.

Damn youse!!!

how hot? 115? Well we had 116 in houston, BOOYAH MFER!!!!
Srry, just my way of saying, Welcome back! Hope you didnt have a [censored] time.

SIDESTORY
Jeff the Kung foo taco, A history. Once apon a time in london, a small school had a special day of cinco de mayo. They served tacos there. A few disgruntled students tampered with the taco to get revenge on a chemistry teacher. They had mixed so many things a very impossible thing happened. The taco had gained kung foo powers. After it was first captured it made a return to the school, this time it had a new power: The ability to speak. He claimed that he would be now called jeff. He ran amuck once more until he was captured. Then it was Jeff the kung foo taco 3, this time, hes back! and hes pissed off!! Then, after being captured again, he was sent on a NASA mission to mars, and was rocketed out of the space ship, moments before the ship crashlanded on mars. Surprisingly, even though it had the effects of a nuclear hollocost, the astronauts returned home, they were all the same people....or were they?

Anyway, the taco had landed on a planet with a loud thud. Apparently he was an invincible taco also. This planet was infested with magic. And the taco was sold, having lost his powers shortly after impact (LUCKY TACO........or was he?). He was sold to a bored wizard who gave the taco a jolt of magic, which brought back all of jeff's powers. Thiswas bad for the wizard, as he was karate kicked in the forehead and was knocked unconcious.As you can see jeff has been around a long time. (I have all his stories, i just need to post them, he was created in a harry potter forum )

Chapter tres
Jim was at his job. He was taking his usual 2 hour break, arguing with his buddies on what to eat. He still couldnt figure out why they both wore thick jackets while working.
"Hmmm...Maybe City of Gyros"
"Yeah that might work...."
"Jim your paying"
"What?! "
"I payed for it yesterday."
"Oh fine...."
Jim left and headed to city of gyros. On his way he saw heroes everywhere. He wondered why they were just hanging out when there were tons of villians running around. Once he was fixing a light in Icon, and saw tons of heroines spending all their time on their costumes. He started to wonder if heroes could care less about the civillians.

Chapter Quatro
the Taco had made it to earth. He had landed somewhere in london, where he had to sneak around alot. He wandered around until he spotted a diner. Two food connosiuers were talking about different foods in different places. One had a few books of food history. The Taco jumped upand knocked the books on the ground, yet the connosiuer didnt notice. He looked at the books and noticed a book with a taco on the cover. He opened it up. He read that the best mexican food (Tacos, tortillas, queso, nachos, tamales) Are obviously found in mexico.

((im just gonna wing it, and try to be funny, other than serious. Recently ive tried a serious story and it didnt work. But my best stories come late at night, and make almost no sence, but theyre fun))

Chapter Ichi

One fine day in a room a magical man of mysterious magicalness took out a book and started reading it. He didnt care what it was, he just wanted something to read. It was Marrie Poppins. He threw it at the TV.
"Darn Marrie Poppins, that aint no good" Then he figuered hed have some fun. He dug through the trash can and found an old taco he hadnt eaten. He cast a speel on it.

AND SO IT BEGINS

chapter Ni

On another planet one Jim Grincrinch was coping with not having anything to do. He pulled out a book, he didnt care which one. He had pulled out marrie poppins.
"Son of a B**ch...." He threw it at the TV. The chances of two beings in the universe doing alomost the exact same things at almost exactly the same time are slim, slimmer than the fact that Jim knew he was about to someone that would change his life. Rather...something. Jim was alocal resident of paragon city. He was jealous of the heroes, since they had more excitement in their lives than his. As you should be able to tell this is about to change. He was a slim caucasian male and all he had to live for was to see heroes , wich he loved, often. He also wondered of what certain places look like. For instance,he had never tried getting on top of atlas plaza, since getting around the moat would be difficult. He had been embarresed too often, when he would be saved by a hero who would simply run away after saving him. He also liked to imagine he was a hero passing through one of the cool portals in portal corp. other than just getting a guided tour and not being able to touch anything. He wondered what happened when you pass through one. He wondred if you could even travel to other continents, even planets, maybe even alternate universes. But, that was in his dreams. Now, he had 3 hours until he had to go to work. Building the Universities.

Only a mere 23 lightyears away: A small taco with arms and legs was hurtling through space after being launched into space, after being banished from his planet of origin for commiting to many crimes.