Chapter tres
Jim was at his job. He was taking his usual 2 hour break, arguing with his buddies on what to eat. He still couldnt figure out why they both wore thick jackets while working.
"Hmmm...Maybe City of Gyros"
"Yeah that might work...."
"Jim your paying"
"What?! "
"I payed for it yesterday."
"Oh fine...."
Jim left and headed to city of gyros. On his way he saw heroes everywhere. He wondered why they were just hanging out when there were tons of villians running around. Once he was fixing a light in Icon, and saw tons of heroines spending all their time on their costumes. He started to wonder if heroes could care less about the civillians.
Chapter Quatro
the Taco had made it to earth. He had landed somewhere in london, where he had to sneak around alot. He wandered around until he spotted a diner. Two food connosiuers were talking about different foods in different places. One had a few books of food history. The Taco jumped upand knocked the books on the ground, yet the connosiuer didnt notice. He looked at the books and noticed a book with a taco on the cover. He opened it up. He read that the best mexican food (Tacos, tortillas, queso, nachos, tamales) Are obviously found in mexico.
SIDESTORY
Jeff the Kung foo taco, A history. Once apon a time in london, a small school had a special day of cinco de mayo. They served tacos there. A few disgruntled students tampered with the taco to get revenge on a chemistry teacher. They had mixed so many things a very impossible thing happened. The taco had gained kung foo powers. After it was first captured it made a return to the school, this time it had a new power: The ability to speak. He claimed that he would be now called jeff. He ran amuck once more until he was captured. Then it was Jeff the kung foo taco 3, this time, hes back! and hes pissed off!! Then, after being captured again, he was sent on a NASA mission to mars, and was rocketed out of the space ship, moments before the ship crashlanded on mars. Surprisingly, even though it had the effects of a nuclear hollocost, the astronauts returned home, they were all the same people....or were they?
Anyway, the taco had landed on a planet with a loud thud. Apparently he was an invincible taco also. This planet was infested with magic. And the taco was sold, having lost his powers shortly after impact (LUCKY TACO........or was he?). He was sold to a bored wizard who gave the taco a jolt of magic, which brought back all of jeff's powers. Thiswas bad for the wizard, as he was karate kicked in the forehead and was knocked unconcious.As you can see jeff has been around a long time. (I have all his stories, i just need to post them, he was created in a harry potter forum 
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((im just gonna wing it, and try to be funny, other than serious. Recently ive tried a serious story and it didnt work. But my best stories come late at night, and make almost no sence, but theyre fun))
Chapter Ichi
One fine day in a room a magical man of mysterious magicalness took out a book and started reading it. He didnt care what it was, he just wanted something to read. It was Marrie Poppins. He threw it at the TV.
"Darn Marrie Poppins, that aint no good" Then he figuered hed have some fun. He dug through the trash can and found an old taco he hadnt eaten. He cast a speel on it.
AND SO IT BEGINS
chapter Ni
On another planet one Jim Grincrinch was coping with not having anything to do. He pulled out a book, he didnt care which one. He had pulled out marrie poppins.
"Son of a B**ch...." He threw it at the TV. The chances of two beings in the universe doing alomost the exact same things at almost exactly the same time are slim, slimmer than the fact that Jim knew he was about to someone that would change his life. Rather...something. Jim was alocal resident of paragon city. He was jealous of the heroes, since they had more excitement in their lives than his. As you should be able to tell this is about to change. He was a slim caucasian male and all he had to live for was to see heroes , wich he loved, often. He also wondered of what certain places look like. For instance,he had never tried getting on top of atlas plaza, since getting around the moat would be difficult. He had been embarresed too often, when he would be saved by a hero who would simply run away after saving him. He also liked to imagine he was a hero passing through one of the cool portals in portal corp. other than just getting a guided tour and not being able to touch anything. He wondered what happened when you pass through one. He wondred if you could even travel to other continents, even planets, maybe even alternate universes. But, that was in his dreams. Now, he had 3 hours until he had to go to work. Building the Universities.
Only a mere 23 lightyears away: A small taco with arms and legs was hurtling through space after being launched into space, after being banished from his planet of origin for commiting to many crimes.