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I'm cool with Barack. Just leave the chainsaws at home and you can roll.
You're not part of the (word that The Ocho wouldn't like) Tea Party though are you? -
Gomakeasandwichbecauseitisgoingtobeawhilebeforeyou getin
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I did my time in the mental ward in '93. I ain't goin' back. F*** you Kingswood!
Were you gonna finish that bacon? -
You. I need the chainsaws to protect meh.
Where would you go if you could go on an all expenses paid month-long vacation? -
Detroit. Overcrowded, full of ignorant a**holes with no regard for anyone, and overall unpleasant to be in.
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Canada. Early has a baby Sasquatch farm in Ontario.
How many times do I have to tell you? -
Another year, another reminder you're inching closer to the pine box. Happy birthday old guy.
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In an alternate dimension where there are 31 days in February. It is also the dimension where bacon grows on trees and the young virgins are plentiful.
Don't you wish you could be here with me? -
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Quote:Oh hell no, now that's just where I draw the f***in line. It's BASKET fool. We don't say no 'carts' around here. A cart is a tiny car that requires no license to drive on an enclosed course. What is wrong with you Floridians? Too much sun I suppose.Also: The only buggy that exists is when something is wrong with a program's code, or that thing your dive over dunes. Otherwise, it's a shopping cart, or a cart. It's also not a basket. When asked for a buggy, I respond with, "We have shopping carts <location>". When asked for a basket, I direct them to the little hand baskets.
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Got 406 total, most of them responses to PMs I sent that turned into conversations about one thing or another. Sometimes ya gotta talk to get talked to
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Shut up! There are no other games! What are these other games you speak of?! Momma, these guys are confusing me!
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The dog ate them
Where's my dinner? -
I was looking forward to seeing the Incarnate system, but if the general consensus of the beta testers is that it's not up to scratch then I'd rather they take it back to the shop. Besides, I'd rather wait for the complete system to be released and not just a tease.
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I hear you, but what I meant really was I don't go headlong into the fray without knowing what my teammates want to do and what they're doing. Sure I can hang against the spawns just fine, but I don't think it's fair to my team if I so arrogantly rush in and start killing s*** as if this were my mission and mine only.
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You can't deny how ridiculous it looks when you have enemies who are supposed to be intimidating walking around like monkeys. It just makes beating their a**es that much more meaningful.
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As rarely as I team I never do that. I have the utmost respect for my team and the idea that we're a team. If I wanted to run in and plow through spawns like I was playing by myself, I can do that by myself.
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*throws away the fake bacon, nods, and a platter of REAL bacon magically appears*
Get that weak s*** outta here. We don't f*** around when it comes to the bacon. -