Angryellow

Honey is the only edible substance on Earth that never goes bad, not even after thousands of years.

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne.

Well, one of us was bound to do it at some point.

LOL, I baked a batch of cookies last night and yoo gits nun!

Castle makes an NHL Playoff prediction for me

To sleep with the fishes.


I paid off a judge and got...

An old stalker.


I paid with a failed Spring 2009 and got

*throws EG back into the shower and joins her*

TPAM...um...I kinda don't wanna make fun of this guy, cause he's down with the Father and all.

The original Charlie's Angels (at their current ages) vs the new Charlie Angels- nekkid in a vat of jello.

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Pirates, Reds, Giants, Dodgers, Cardinals, Dodgers, Dodgers, Cardinals, Cardinals, Mets. What am I?

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Can we have another clue?

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one

I am the walrus.

TPAM is keepin' the faith.

Applesauce with pork chops is nasty.

Oh, you will.

I fix mouths with duct tape.

^Inspired by Die Fledermaus (PLEASE someone get that reference)

Nefertiti vs Cleopatra

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry

Raw vs Smackdown

<---This is a niche fetish.

Smacked for holding up the line while the clerk calls her manager to verify your stupid [censored] coins.


I got revenge on the person who smacked KC and got...

I've been opted in ever since I joined, and I have yet to get a newsletter. Sure as [censored] didn't get the Going Rogue e-mail, but oh well. Guess I'm not on that special little list.

Stranded on a desert road.


I paid an empty stomach and got...