Angryellow

Since you've taken over, King, can I be a noble?

Aha! The ages old technique known as hypnosis. An ingenious suggestion, dear Ulli. Of course, if that method fails, there is always the tried and true sleep induction technique that involves the more than moderate consumption of alchohol. It was a method that I myself employed in a period of my life that has long passed.

One day I finally drew the perfect picture of badgers gnawing on the floppy shoes and submitted it to Deviant Art.

Indeed, dear Healix. Oh, our dearest Healix. How scarcely you grace us more routine forum dwellers with your presence. We do so wish that you would more often visit, alas, I shall be grateful for any small benefaction of your time you are able to afford.

I am afraid that I do not partake in the activity of smoking, therefore I would not be in possession of this spiced tobacco you so eagerly seek. I do not wish to resemble an authority figure, but I would be remiss if I did not say that you too, kind sir, should not partake in smoking. It is a filthy, non-healthful, and very unattractive habit indeed.

I must admit that I find the use of alliteration to be quite humorous. Carry on gentlemen, carry on.

And announced to the room that this game has been done before...Twice.

Kidnap-
Numina. Hey, disembodied spirits need sweet lovin' too. And Infernal ain't doin' it right

A Rikti monkey. To serve as my slave/mascot.

Patron-
Ghost Widow. Hey, the living dead need to feel needed too. And Wretch ain't doin' it right

Back Alley Brawler. The man has been around and can hook me up with some gloves dammit.

Assasinate-
Ms. Liberty. Self-righteous word-that-rhymes-with-bunt who deserves to die a slow, painful death.

W.M. Dietrich. See Ms. Liberty, times ten.

*ahem*

Good day, gentlemen. I must apologize for my previous display of crude language, done out of sheer frustration at the apparent lack of active support for our endeavor. I vow that in the here to fore, I shall not allow my feelings of disappointment to override my sense of decency and the respect I hold for my colleagues. I most humbly beg of your understanding and forgiveness, fellow chaps.

What do we have here? It would appear as though we have perhaps become depleted of meaningful...Ah, who gives a ****?

This is one of the reasons why I'm glad to live in Michigan. No 'canes. Although we pay out the *** come winter.

Monkey in the middle

I say, dear Ulli. Your knowledge of barbarous methods of human torture are at once both frightening and awe-inspiring. Do tell, what other methods of expedient destruction and wreaking of pain ungodly would you be so inclined to share with your colleagues?

My noob moment was more like a noob habit. Back when I didn't have a grasp on enhancements and how they worked, I would refresh all of my enhancements each and every time I leveled. I actually thought I had to keep them in the green at all times in order for them to work. It wasn't until later it dawned on me that you don't need to do that, and it sure saved me a lot of influence

Follow in Mommy's footsteps.

Upon the advisory of both Mr. Chaos and Mr. Knight, I shall partake in conjuring the mental imagery of scantily clad nubile young ladies. Though I must admit that would rather not resort to fantasizing about Ms. Megan Fox. Though she is indeed an indisputably gorgeous lass, I feel my energies would be better suited in the fantastical enjoyment of Ms. Olivia Wilde.

Bid Wist

I find myself involuntarily conjuring mental imagery of a thin, pale young chap, and I declare that I am inconsolably irritated by this.

My deepest gratitude, dear Sentai, for your benevolence. There is no doubt that myself and our colleagues would indeed have mistaken your true identity for that of a "Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger" had you not come forth on record and given confirmation to the contrary.

I too would be most wise to seize this opportunity to confirm once and for all that my true identity is not that of a downtrodden independent florist and flower merchant.

I always said that Reichsman was a damn Bison knockoff.

Earthworm Jim

Catsi, I am appalled at this trivial rubbish you present! In what manner is being able to reach the vertical limit unimpeded relevant to the argument of practicality between Flight and Super Jump!? I scoff at this demonstration of imbecilic drivel!

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