Devoured Pyriss - Terra - Fusionette
My responses:
Devoured Pyriss: Kidnap - Well....she used to be quite pretty...
Terra: Patron - Well....she used to be quite pretty...
Fusionette: Assassinate - She is a monster and must die!
Ghost Widow - Ice Mistral - Silver Mantis
Ms. Liberty - Sister Psyche - Swan
Fusionette - Random Female Civillian - Lady Jane
Ice Mistral - Kidnap. My drinks would always be cold.
Ghost Widow - Patron. Having played Seer Marino's arc, I kinda feel sorry for her and Wretch.
Silver Mantis - Assassinate. She likes pain anyway, so why not indulge her?
Swan - Kidnap. I mean, what, exactly, does she do? This would be ONE way to find out...
Sister Psycho - Patron. The power, Duke! THE POWER!
Ms. Liberty - Assassinate. She's responsible for Longbow, and Longbow eat babies. I DESPISE Ms. Libery. 
Fusionette - Kidnap. I like her, and she would make a fun slave!
Lady Jane - Patron. Dual Pistols, baby!
Random Female Civilian - Assassinate. She deserves it. I mean, HOW many times have I had to save her?
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Kidnap-
Numina. Hey, disembodied spirits need sweet lovin' too. And Infernal ain't doin' it right
A Rikti monkey. To serve as my slave/mascot.
Patron-
Ghost Widow. Hey, the living dead need to feel needed too. And Wretch ain't doin' it right
Back Alley Brawler. The man has been around and can hook me up with some gloves dammit.
Assasinate-
Ms. Liberty. Self-righteous word-that-rhymes-with-bunt who deserves to die a slow, painful death.
W.M. Dietrich. See Ms. Liberty, times ten.
Fusionette - Random Female Civillian - Lady Jane
Fusionette: Kidnap. Simply because she gets kidnapped so often, I'm curious to find out why, why would anybody want her. 
Random Female Civillian: Patron. If I'm ever curious how much time i've spent on the prowl, there's RFC right here to let me know!
Lady Jane: Assassinate. The best part is, I wouldn't have to do anything. She's so suicidal she'll top herself! 
So, while the week end lulls us all into a false sense of security... what say we play a game?
There is a game I learned in the "real world" called F***, Marry, Kill... You name 3 celebrities of appropriate gender and each player has to say which one they would spend a single night of passion with... which one they would marry and spend the rest of their life with... and which one they would kill... All three celebrities had to be chosen and each F/M/K had to be assigned only once.
But this isn't the real world... this is City of... so I introduce to you the City of version of this game...
Kidnap, Patron, Assassinate...
Who would you kidnap for a single evening of... whatever.... Who would you take as your Patron to serve the remainder of your days (or at least until you Go Rogue and switch sides) and who would you Assassinate?
For those of you who simply MUST play a heroic version of this you can substitute Save, SideKick and Imprison...
I'll get us started.. My mother raised me to let ladies go first.. but in this case I'll put the guys' lists first so everyone can see what I'm talking about...
Ghost Widow - Ice Mistral - Silver Mantis
Ms. Liberty - Sister Psyche - Swan
Fusionette - Random Female Civillian - Lady Jane
My responses:
Silver Mantis: Kidnap - As exciting as Silver Mantis sounds.. I think one night is all I could manage without seriously compromising my health insurance premiums
Ghost Widow: Patron - Companionship, loyalty (perhaps not to me.. but why be picky?) and the only moving hair in all Paragon or the Rogue Isles... what's not to love?
Ice Mistral: Assassinate - Cold, cold, dispassionate and cold... Sorry... This is why I got divorced in the first place.
Sister Psyche: Kidnap - Let's face it... if anyone can keep secrets from her husband it's a psychic... besides she's used to sharing multiple bodies.
Swan: Patron - The trick here is timing... Kidnap Psyche BEFORE getting Swan as Patron... that way even if she reads my mind I can pass it off as "wild oats before I met YOU my dear"... Although with my luck she'd wipe the memories from my mind of every other woman but her..
Ms. Liberty: Assassinate - Considering what she has to put up with as Trainer in Atlas Park I think we can consider this one a mercy killing
Fusionette: Kidnap - Well... let's face it... Kidnapping and Capture seem to be Fusionette's thing.
Random Civillian Woman: Patron - She's totally immune to damage, holds and effects of ANY type... She has Super Jump at 0 level... and she never runs out of endurance... I don't necessarily want to marry her... I just want access to her Patron Power Pool!!!
Lady Jane: Assassinate - The Donna Reed hair has Got To GO.
Aaaaand a nice little list to get the Ladies or those who prefer gentlemen going should any decide to play:
Statesman - Back Alley Brawler - Positron
Captain Mako - Wretch - Doctor Vahzilok
Lord Recluse - Nemesis - Tyrant
Feel free to add your own groups if you like... have fun!
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw