Funny Things You Read

So I was sitting here reading the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly and almost spit my drink out when I read the following in their "Hit List" section:

Quote:

Dog Whisperer to be cancelled after this season Canines across the country lifted a hind leg, urinated on the TV remote, and stared at their owners while barking, "Decipher that!"

I then gave my chihuahua a glance as if to say "I wouldn't if I were you."

So... read anything funny lately?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladiamors I love you, I Burnt the Toast!

http://boards.cityofheroes.com/forumdisplay.php?f=604

This thread should probably be moved to the Comic and Hero/Villain Culture, really.

And to contribute to this thread:

http://listverse.com/2010/07/16/10-t...criminal-acts/