Signs The New Dev Wasn't The Right Choice
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2short2care,
Posted on: 2011-10-27 14:43 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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"Good morning Mr. Miller, today we have to ERROR IN AGENDA FILE. REBOOTING. ALL HAIL LORD NEMESIS. Good morning Mr. Miller, today we have to AGENDA1.ICS if that's alright with you."
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
"Why hello <researching data base> Zwillinger! How are you today? Isn't it.. <insert inane weather reference> <current time stamp>?"
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* is an emote animator and has used the "just perfecting the sleeping in chair emote" excuse one time too many..
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I want this emote!
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* "So... now that I'm on the 'inside' of the loop... fess up... what's the code to allow us to make nude characters?"
Edited - * "So... now that I'm on the 'inside' of the loop... fess up... what's the code to allow us to make nippled characters?"
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Originally Posted by Nalrok_AthZim
"Good morning Mr. Miller, today we have to ERROR IN AGENDA FILE. REBOOTING. ALL HAIL LORD NEMESIS. Good morning BOSS_NAME, today we have to AGENDA1.ICS if that's alright with you."
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Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
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Awww ><
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* "Johnson... for the last time... this game is NEVER going to have jiggle-physics so STOP taking 'research videos'!!"
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Heehee
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
Not pointing any fingers at any new hires... Just thought the Devs-that-be could use a few guidelines on thinning out the herd should any of the cubicle jockeys be showing the following hints of future epic failure...
* he's a powers guy and you have to explain to him why attaching a Sleep mezz to a DoT attack isn't a good idea.
* when he hears Zwillinger does his Ustream weekly his first thought is "wow.. that can't be good for his bladder health..."
* his first suggestion is to re-write all the code in the game... in Pascal.
* the only geek-cred he can provide is that he once watched Batman... the one with Adam West... well... it was on the set as he walked through the room...
* they have never seen Ghost Busters... ... ... just kidding.
* they sit around all day making joke lists about what's wrong/strange about the game instead of actually doing constructive things to improve it... wait... wut?
* they're supposed to be a QA specialist... but all they do is hang around in AE all day begging for a free farm.
* the in-game NPCs are threatening a sexual harrassment suit against them.
* is an emote animator and has used the "just perfecting the sleeping in chair emote" excuse one time too many..
* "Johnson... for the last time... this game is NEVER going to have jiggle-physics so STOP taking 'research videos'!!"
* quits immediately after learning that the office does not contain in-costume "booth babes" during normal working hours
* Human Resources employee whose first order of business is to try to get hats removed from acceptable business attire.
* can't quite understand how going back in time to Roman days is possible since they "didn't have computer games back then to play the game on..."
* hired for QA... first thing he does is create a claws/regen scrapper named "Wolferine999"...
* "So... now that I'm on the 'inside' of the loop... fess up... what's the code to allow us to make nude characters?"
* "Why hello <researching data base> Zwillinger! How are you today? Isn't it.. <insert inane weather reference> <current time stamp>?"
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw