City of Vaudeville

Desperate Guy: You must be on a villain mission because you've stolen my heart.

Turndown Girl: You'd better hope not because you have to touch a glowie directly for several seconds to get it.

DG: Do you want it? If you asked for my heart, I'd take it out right here and hand it to you...

TG: Hmmm... before you do that let me check to see what the Vahzilok are offering for hearts these days...

DG: Why do you have to be so mean to me?

TG: I have to get SOMETHING out of this, don't I?

DG: That's okay... I've always thought of myself as a Tank... I can take whatever abuse is necessary to achieve my goal...

TG: That's strange... I've always thought of you as a Stalker myself...

DG: Stalker? That might not be so bad... You'd never see me coming...

TG: I could live with that... since what I've always REALLY wanted was to see you GOING...

DG: Admit it... if I DID leave you'd miss me...

TG: Probably... I can only throw things just so far...

DG: If you were an IO Set you'd be Absolute Amazement...

TG: Funny, I've always thought of myself as Mocking Beratement...

DG: What about me?

TG: Annoyance.

DG: If you were invention salvage and I found you... you'd be my Destiny.

TG: Yes, death omens are destinies too...

DG: You'd better be careful... If you keep turning me down I might go flirt with someone else...

TG: I've heard Silver Mantis was looking for a big, strong man...

DG: Really? And you think I qualify?

TG: No... I think you could help her look...

DG: I could never look at another woman anyway... I only have eyes for you...

TG: It's not your eyes I'm interested in... it's your hands...

DG: My hands? Oh, I get it... because you want me to hold you... to touch you...?

TG: No... I finally got around to checking out the latest Vahzilok pricing list...

DG: If you want I can respec to six slot my Stamina for you...

TG: No, because you can't respec to change your class..

DG: It doesn't matter... I don't have a specified Archetype...

TG: I didn't say Archetype... I said "class"... another thing which you don't have...

DG: I should talk to DJ Zero... I bet he has a dimensional door that could get me into your heart...

TG: I wouldn't... He only lets you in here because you put the "D" in Pocket D...

DG: Hey now... DJ Zero loves me...

TG: Not really... because of you he's been looking into establishing a permanent power dampening field on the dance floor..

DG: Because my powers of Awesome Animal Magnetism are so incredible?

TG: No... because you're making all the psychics nauseous... That's all for tonight folks... try the prime rib and be sure to tip your waitress! Say goodnight Desperate...

DG: Goodnight, Desperate!

How are you so ******* funny, Steelclaw?

He carefully analyzes all the other joke threads people are posting so he can strategically outdo them.

Steelclaw is like the freelance Comedy Writer of CoH.

I wonder how long until this ends up in-game...

I know D_R is overbooked, but the only thing that could make this funnier would be to see it in a video. Well played, Steelclaw!

DG/TG are always nice to read. The amount of pickuiplines are truly staggering. Great job to whoever keeps pouring more and more of those into the game.

I still got an MA arc about DG somewhere, I think. Though, when you play FW, could he be Midnight Master? Could he?