City of Vaudeville
How are you so ******* funny, Steelclaw?
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He carefully analyzes all the other joke threads people are posting so he can strategically outdo them.
Steelclaw is like the freelance Comedy Writer of CoH.
I wonder how long until this ends up in-game...
@Jeffery Duke
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It likely involves spread sheets.
He carefully analyzes all the other joke threads people are posting so he can strategically outdo them.
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Lots and lots of spread sheets.
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I know D_R is overbooked, but the only thing that could make this funnier would be to see it in a video. Well played, Steelclaw!
DG/TG are always nice to read. The amount of pickuiplines are truly staggering. Great job to whoever keeps pouring more and more of those into the game.
I still got an MA arc about DG somewhere, I think. Though, when you play FW, could he be Midnight Master? Could he?
Desperate Guy: You must be on a villain mission because you've stolen my heart.
Turndown Girl: You'd better hope not because you have to touch a glowie directly for several seconds to get it.
DG: Do you want it? If you asked for my heart, I'd take it out right here and hand it to you...
TG: Hmmm... before you do that let me check to see what the Vahzilok are offering for hearts these days...
DG: Why do you have to be so mean to me?
TG: I have to get SOMETHING out of this, don't I?
DG: That's okay... I've always thought of myself as a Tank... I can take whatever abuse is necessary to achieve my goal...
TG: That's strange... I've always thought of you as a Stalker myself...
DG: Stalker? That might not be so bad... You'd never see me coming...
TG: I could live with that... since what I've always REALLY wanted was to see you GOING...
DG: Admit it... if I DID leave you'd miss me...
TG: Probably... I can only throw things just so far...
DG: If you were an IO Set you'd be Absolute Amazement...
TG: Funny, I've always thought of myself as Mocking Beratement...
DG: What about me?
TG: Annoyance.
DG: If you were invention salvage and I found you... you'd be my Destiny.
TG: Yes, death omens are destinies too...
DG: You'd better be careful... If you keep turning me down I might go flirt with someone else...
TG: I've heard Silver Mantis was looking for a big, strong man...
DG: Really? And you think I qualify?
TG: No... I think you could help her look...
DG: I could never look at another woman anyway... I only have eyes for you...
TG: It's not your eyes I'm interested in... it's your hands...
DG: My hands? Oh, I get it... because you want me to hold you... to touch you...?
TG: No... I finally got around to checking out the latest Vahzilok pricing list...
DG: If you want I can respec to six slot my Stamina for you...
TG: No, because you can't respec to change your class..
DG: It doesn't matter... I don't have a specified Archetype...
TG: I didn't say Archetype... I said "class"... another thing which you don't have...
DG: I should talk to DJ Zero... I bet he has a dimensional door that could get me into your heart...
TG: I wouldn't... He only lets you in here because you put the "D" in Pocket D...
DG: Hey now... DJ Zero loves me...
TG: Not really... because of you he's been looking into establishing a permanent power dampening field on the dance floor..
DG: Because my powers of Awesome Animal Magnetism are so incredible?
TG: No... because you're making all the psychics nauseous... That's all for tonight folks... try the prime rib and be sure to tip your waitress! Say goodnight Desperate...
DG: Goodnight, Desperate!
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw