Twas the night before Update...


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'Twas the night before update, and all through the game
Many heroes were stirring, some with unspeakable names;
The Heavies where standing by the depot with care,
In ready that Praetorians soon would be there;

The Villains were scheming not in their beds,
while visions of plunder danced in their heads.
And Mother in her 'Kini, Cole in his tower,
Made more plots for ever more power.

When up in the skies came such a clatter,
Supers arose to see what was the matter;
Away to Talos they ran like the wind,
Flew to Sharkhead above the Hell Forge's din;

The moon on the green of new grown leaves,
Illuminated quite clearly the ill fate of Steve;
When what to our disbelieving eyes should appear,
Seedling of Hamidon, in Primal, here!

Under orders came here two new Durays,
With yet more Praetorians coming this way;
It's Story Advancing, and with Nemesis Plots,
Because in what mischief, has he his finger in not?

And watch the players in the real word so cruel,
as we dream of Beam blasters while on the pillows we drool.
The market will take our digital cash,
Unless of course the account server does crash.

Will Zee have a chance of sleep, a moment to dream,
before he begins a lengthy Ustream?
In which before the meeting and between some the tangents,
He'll wrangling in a co-host if it requires a dragnet

This poster does ask "Please don't Murder Me",
for it has been a long while since I tired such parody;
But fear not that I shall make a list,
For I am not Steelclaw to take such as risk.

Listen for Miller and War Witch, Avatea and Andy,
Arming themselves with Chai tea and candy;
Throwing the off-switch with the Future in sight,
Wishing Merry Update to All, and to all a Good fight!


Orc&Pie No.53230 There is an orc, and somehow, he got a pie. And you are hungry.
www.repeat-offenders.net

Negaduck: I see you found the crumb. I knew you'd never notice the huge flag.

 

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*Snaps*

Bring on Issue 21!


@Winter. Because I'm Winter. Period.
I am a blaster first, and an alt-oholic second.

 

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Bravo!

*claps*


 

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well played... well played indeed!


 

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Bought and unlocked Going Rogue before issue 21 came out. Now if I plan on going free [which is in 3 months from now], then I don't have to worry about buying Going Rogue via paragon points~!

EDIT: Nice story btw~


 

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Big Grin!!!


The final line of a post by Sweet_Sarah on Liberty
"Together we entered a city of strangers, we made it a city of friends, and we leave it a City of Heroes."

 

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Thank you for the kind words.


Orc&Pie No.53230 There is an orc, and somehow, he got a pie. And you are hungry.
www.repeat-offenders.net

Negaduck: I see you found the crumb. I knew you'd never notice the huge flag.