Jokes I CAN'T Tell...
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Posted on: 2011-08-26 18:02 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
You can PM me these things, you know.
Anytime.
Seriously.
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"Dark Armor is a complete waste as a tanking set."
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Why Zwillinger should have second-thought allowing Avatea on-camera wearing a shoulderless outfit on the last Ustream.
* Why we are all thankful Zwillinger didn't have any second thoughts during the last Ustream/ |
wha?
*watches Ustream*
... Wow.... I mean... Wow....
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I'd pay(inf) to see these too.
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Originally Posted by Nalrok_AthZim
You can PM me these things, you know.
Anytime. Seriously. |
You're a sick man. You also might be a genius.
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I am a blaster first, and an alt-oholic second.
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Yeah this.
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Originally Posted by Nalrok_AthZim
You can PM me these things, you know.
Anytime. Seriously. |
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don'T attempt to read tHis mEssaGe, And believe Me, it is not a codE.
Heehee, yeah pm works, I like me some dirty jokes every now and then.
I watched the last Ustream I didn't see anything her shirt while shoulderless was high enough that you couln't see anything.
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
Haha, oh dear...
I think he's just saying that simply seeing her shoulders was too much for most mortal forum-going gamers...
I have met Avatea in person and she is indeed a charismatic force of beauty! However, it is important for people to keep this respectful, hehe.
These are real people, after all. And... a lot of you are pretty scary (not in a good way!).
And that was not aimed at you, Steelclaw! Nothing wrong with what you said... haha... And you are scary in a wonderful way (in my opinion)!
I think these two were my favorites:
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* Ten things the Clockwork that carries his head under his arm can do that his fellow clockwork CAN'T. * The titles and plots of every file that pops up when you cross-reference "Author:Clockwork King" with "Penelope Yin" in the AE data base. |
@Zethustra
"Now at midnight all the agents and the superhuman crew come out
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
I don't get it.
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And that is another joke that Steelclaw can't elaborate on here...|
Originally Posted by _Klaw_
I don't get it.
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*adjusts bow tie and heads off stage*
@Zethustra
"Now at midnight all the agents and the superhuman crew come out
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
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Many of us are lonely, lonely men.
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Originally Posted by Electric-Knight
Haha, oh dear...
I think he's just saying that simply seeing her shoulders was too much for most mortal forum-going gamers... |
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@Inquisitor
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Why Zwillinger should have second-thought allowing Avatea on-camera wearing a shoulderless outfit on the last Ustream.
* Why we are all thankful Zwillinger didn't have any second thoughts during the last Ustream. |
<3 Avatea
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Plus +1!
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Originally Posted by Mr_Morbid
Many of us are lonely, lonely men.
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* Why Avatea has taken to wearing a burqa on Wednesdays.
* Why Avatea will not be venturing on camera from this point forward.
AE Arcs: #10482 N00b Rescue Duty, #164100 The Four Treasures of the Tuatha De Dannan
Because of the Teen Rating there are several joke lists and snarky comments I have been unable to tell over the years. I say the Teen Rating because if it were up to my own sense of good taste and restraint there would be no such thing as a list of jokes I wouldn't tell...
Good taste... heh.. that's a good one...
Anyway, with no further ado...
* Anything and Everything that's come into my mind when I was running through Kings Row and saw "Entering the Gish" pop up in the chat window.
* Top Ten things that got Manticore in trouble with his wife just for THINKING them...
* Ten things the Clockwork that carries his head under his arm can do that his fellow clockwork CAN'T.
* The titles and plots of every file that pops up when you cross-reference "Author:Clockwork King" with "Penelope Yin" in the AE data base.
* The complete list of "internal functionality systems" that are no longer in Positron's armor now that he doesn't have to wear it 24/7.
* Dark_Respite's complete list of CoH Slash-Fic video concept titles... which is too bad because if I COULD tell you that joke you'd learn about "Along Came A Spider"... but I can't...
* Top Ten Things Knives of Artemis Recruits Have To Learn That You Won't Find In Your Normal Military Boot Camp.
* Reasons why the ladies of the Carnival of Shadows have to wash their masks an average of 5 times a day.
* Why Synapse feels comfortable wearing Spandex and Positron doesn't.
* Why, after listening to Beastyle's suggestions, Noble Savage refused to draw up a version of his in-game presence.
* Why Zwillinger should have second-thought allowing Avatea on-camera wearing a shoulderless outfit on the last Ustream.
* Why we are all thankful Zwillinger didn't have any second thoughts during the last Ustream.
* "Pluck You", "Down with that" and other puns you should never use in Swan's presence.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw