Friday rookery: Flight of the iron rook


Arkham

 

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*Pogo sits in the cockpit going over the systems, as a maintenance crew finishes up outside with their preperations.*

ok, all systems look good. just waiting on my co-pilot...

and Happy Friday all..or is it Fedorday.


-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

 

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*walks in and looks at the Iron Rook*

No way am I getting in that thing.

*Looks at Pogo*

I hope you know what you are doing. Don't want you or your co-pilot hurt.

*grabs some coffee*

Also Happy Sysadmin Day


Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad

 

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You know how many times we've taken her out? its just been a while is all.

And happy Sysadmin day to you too.


-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

 

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Far down the runway, you see Artificial Intel. He seems to be next to a pile of C4 bundles, next to a giant slingshot. He places several high-powered magnets onto each C4 package, before loading the sling.

"Wait for it..."


 

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*Fires the railgun cannons at the c4 explosives down the runway exploding the c4 at a safe distance.*

Silly AI...first of all Iron Rook is a Giant Steampunk Robot. She doesnt need a runway we're going straight up through the opening ceiling...


-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

 

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The pile of C4 is hit with the railgun round. A single second before ignition of the entire stockpile occurs.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

The explosion sends him sky-high, before landing with a thump in front of the Iron Rook, raising a finger while lying face-first.

"Implying I don't use EMP's."


 

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Copilot here! Let's go....


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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*crouching down behind a concrete wall*

Its a bit loud in here this morning. How y'all doing?

Anyone seen the coffee and pamcakes?


--Arkham : The Blackened Hatter

Virtue: The Iron Judge - lvl 50 Inv/War Mace Tanker.
And his amazing friends: Warman, Dr. Mindfire, Ms Mallet, Papa Cap, Ibis, Ragman, Queen Steam, Rudraksha, Teflon Girl, Kodiakman.

 

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*puts on her goggles and hops into the cockpit of the Iron Rook*

Catpilot is here, ready for take off! zoom zoom!


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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Let's go!

*Hit's the 'open roof' button then counts down then hits the 'ignition' button.*

Gee, I do hope there is nobody at the feet of Iron Rook.... they'd be like a roasted marshmallow right now!

Release the safety clamps!!


-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

 

Posted

*sneaks into pogo's lab*


hhhmmmm say what's that over there?


*slowly closes door behind me*


 

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Artificial Intel seems to be presseing the detonator to something... And yet there's no reaction. At the top of the shaft, you see several Combat Drones, Protector, and an Assault Drone. They seem to be juggling what looks like unarmed EMP mines. Artificial Intel looks up at them, and then back down to the Iron Rooks feet, as plumes of fire erupt from its soles.

"FML."

Artificial Intel is bathed in fire, his frame easily absorbing the atomizing heat... When all is said and done, and the Iron Rook is in liftoff, there is nothing but a scorch-mark stretching behind A.I., with a spray-back of soot covering his front.

"... Screw you guys, I'm going to go screw a succubus."

He pulls out a Pocket D teleportation device, as it begins to glow and shift.


 

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larker, get outta there!! The security will tear you apart..literally..Dam, i thought I locked the door...


-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

 

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*comes hopping out of pogo's lab*

Heya Pogo no problems in there..*smiles sheepishly*

Besides you did lock the door but I have one of Fed's sonic spanners and they seem to be good at loosing bolts and unlocking doors.

You do have insurance right?


 

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*sneaks into Pogo's lab while he is busy fiddling with the giant robot and cursing the Bunneh*

*snoops around all stealthily*

*spots huge red button clearly marked "DO NOT TOUCH THIS BUTTON OR ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE"* - Hmmm, I wonder what this button does ...


 

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Hallo...

PogoPogoArtificialPhillyLarkerBunnyPuppehNekoDaKit tehArkhamSheckyDJ

Ummm... is Artificial related to Wile E Coyote?

*Hops into his Sack Mecha and begins stomping around.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pogothulu View Post
larker, get outta there!! The security will tear you apart..literally..Dam, i thought I locked the door...
*peeks out from a pile of disassembled devices in the Pogos Super Effective Lab Defences closet*


Um...the puppeh did it!

*ninjavanish*


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

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so todays explore pogos lab?
Awesomes lets do this thing!
*sneaks in with the other touching everthing


 

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I would point out that I am NOT in the lab... at this moment.

Hallo BeckyNinjaPixieKittehNightookami


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Takes off helmet walks into pogo lab
Two sec later



Boooooooooiiiiiiiiooooooooooom!!!!!


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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*STARTS LAUGHING*

You people are so silly! Thinking that room is the REAL attic lab!...


-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

 

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But the sign says LAB and signs don't lie PogoPogo

*Points his mech arm at the sign, and accidentally blows it to smithereens with a PPG blast.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Ah, but does it say 'POGO'S ATTIC LAB AND BEDROOM'?


-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

 

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*walks away from sign, holding Sharpie behind back*



*sign now says "Pogooz Atuk Lab n bedrum" in purple sharpie*

Um...yes!


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

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Well I sort of blasted the first sign. But the new one does!


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)