Praetorian Invasion Tomfoolery!


Firemoth

 

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Since the Praetorian invasion was been wacky, I figured we could share some stories. Mine is as follows from none other than Lord Stanley P. Recluse, Esq.

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[Broadcast] Mister Epsilon: Though why Tyrant wants the Rogue Isles is really a valid question.
[Broadcast] Mysidia: Our #1 export after villains who go rogue is delicious shrimp?
[Admin] Lord Recluse: The Praetorians will never get their hands on fresh Rogue Island shrimp.
[Broadcast] Matty Hawke: IT'S TRUE
[Broadcast] Mister Epsilon: VICTORY OR SHRIMP
[Broadcast] Mysidia: See!
[Broadcast] Red Gadget: indeed...a cause worth fighting for
[Broadcast] Viledove: I...approve of shrimp
[Broadcast] Agent Catalyst: well, the lord os spiders has a sense of humor. who knew?
Broadcast] Mysidia: See, even he has a love for decapod crustaceans!
[Broadcast] Mister Epsilon: Well, really, if Lord Recluse doesn't love multi-legged skittery things, who will?
[Broadcast] Khan Tempus: with cocktail sauce
[Broadcast] Claire-Bear: Great. Now I'm hungry.
[Broadcast] Hu Shee: For Great Scami!
[Broadcast] Mysidia: I think Recluse has HIS next marketing product....Lord Recluse's Cocktail Sauce...OF DOOM
[Broadcast] Hu Shee: Scampi!
[Admin] Lord Recluse: Shrimp counts heavily towards the Rogue Isle's GDP. How else do you think we fund most of our affairs?
[Admin] Lord Recluse: I am here, on the hill!
[Broadcast] Charged Aggression: lol what hill
[Admin] Lord Recluse: Where that pathetic pretender to the Well's power crashed against us and was broken.
[Broadcast] Tezreanne: where on da hill?
[Admin] Lord Recluse: ...Wrong hill, you fools. The OTHER one.
[Broadcast] Mister Epsilon: That's right. We beat them up... AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.
[Broadcast] Annihilator.: what hill?!
[Broadcast] Mister Epsilon: Arachnos: We Bring The Pain, Fifteen Minutes In Advance.
Miner strike in progress in Sharkhead Isle.
[Broadcast] Viledove: The hill with eyes on it/
[Broadcast] Angela Tortelli: and that costs extra you know
[Broadcast] Sturm Zauberer: The dimensional barriers are still weak, but Cole just ran like a beaten dog. I don't think he'll be sending through any more War Walkers for us to break.
[Broadcast] Lord Nocturnus: he is in Grandville.
[Broadcast] Mister Epsilon: Yeah, we just junked like 5% of Praetoria's GDP.
[Admin] Lord Recluse: Indeed. It would appear that the weakening of the dimensional barriers meant nothing against our combined might.
Broadcast] Spinne: Can I have my raise now?
[Broadcast] Charged Aggression: ok been on every hill here hmmm
[Broadcast] Keltial: did we find the hill?
[Broadcast] Mister Epsilon: But now Emperor Cole can start up a very nice used-robot business.
[Broadcast] Fute's Widow: Same
[Broadcast] Mysidia: You can have your raise...IN SHRIMP!
[Admin] Lord Recluse: Cole fled, presumably back to his own dimension. The Isles, our way of life, and our shrimp are safe.
The love of shrimp is hereby codified into lore for City of Heroes. Thank you, Stanley. Thank you.


 

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Where's Bubba-Gump Shrimping when you need it, eh?


"I never said thank you." - Lt. Gordon

"And you'll never have to." - the Dark Knight

 

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If you think that banter is silly you should have seen Peregrine. I'm pretty sure that Dominatrix was coming onto me.


I'll always be a "Champion" at heart. My server away from home.

"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"With great moustache comes great responsibility" - Zee Captain

 

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Actually, I recall a comment to the effect of "...not enough Enriche in the world..."

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At least now we know how to undermine Recluse... double tariffs on shrimp, naow!




 

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Originally Posted by Magenta_Phoenix View Post
Actually, I recall a comment to the effect of "...not enough Enriche in the world..."

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At least now we know how to undermine Recluse... double tariffs on shrimp, naow!
Just playin' hard to get is all.


I'll always be a "Champion" at heart. My server away from home.

"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"With great moustache comes great responsibility" - Zee Captain

 

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The hero side was fun too, listening to Joyrock calling the Praetors cupcakes, then Cole stating there is no cake in Praetoria, and also no pie

I'll have to see if I Can get it all pulled up and put in here