Test

Did someone say there was a cattle test? Are we gonna have steaks and burgers? I make a mean potato salad, and I'll bring the pop.

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*swipes pop, replaces with soda*

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What is this "soda" you speak of?

In Texas, you get a "Coke."

example:

"You want a Coke?"

"Yeah, I'll take one."

"What kind you want?"

"Diet Pepsi."

See?

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"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."

Oh, we do the same thing here too. We also call it soda though. Usually if you call it pop, the banjos stop thumbin and everyone just stares at you.

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So... it was a *dramatic music* TEST, was it?



Admiral Ackbar announces when it is a TRAP, so who should announce when it is a TEST??

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"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."

*channels the spirit of Ray Charles*

You got the right one babay, uh-huh! It's Pepsi Mama!

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*channels Max Headroom ... Ca-ca-ca-ca Catch the wa-wa-wa-wave!! Coke!!*

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LOL...my grandpa used to say 'sodee pop'. He also said 'Santy Clause'.

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�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

I'm testing a new theory...

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I live in Ohio and I say soda, my in-laws live in PA and they say soda too. Sometimes I do say pop, but it's rare. Or I will acutaully call it what it is, for example if it's ginger ale I say get me a gingy or if it's a root beer I say get me a root beer. My grandpa who lived in WV called it a Beer root, cuz he couldn't drink real beer so he called it that.

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Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!

My test is going nicely...


<screams echo from a cavernous location>

*smacks a few people in the head with a ball peen hammer to shut them up*

... as I said, Nicely

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It's POP dammit. You come around here and ask for a soda you'll get looked at funny.

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Atleast there won't be any banjos involved...

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"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."

I'm gonna get out of here before two rednecks try to make me squeal like a pig.

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In the bag marked Maybelline

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How do you know she wants Maybeline? Maybe she wants Avon, or Cover Girl. This is a multiple choice test after all.

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*looks at Angry's avatar* *thinks of a certain 80's song*
Did she walk the 5000 miles yet? Is she gonna walk 5000 more?

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Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!

*Officially Declares it 80s Night!!*

When I wake up, well I know i'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver up, Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you


But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow-old,(When I grow-old) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

da da da (da da da)
da da da (da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da

da da da (da da da)
da da da (da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door


da da da (da da da)
da da da (da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da

da da da (da da da)
da da da (da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da

da da da (da da da)
da da da (da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da

da da da (da da da)
da da da (da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

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Everybody Wang-Chung tonight!

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Oops my bad it is 500 miles not 5000 oh well I was a young kid in the 80's so you can't blame me for messing up. :P

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Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!

A-when a somethin's goin' wrong, you must whip it! 80's party, yeah! Fellas, put your Member's Only jackets on! Ladies, put on your fingerless lace gloves and tie the hair up in scrunchies!

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"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."

I like the way you think *giggles*

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�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�