A Very Rikti Christmas


Amily

 

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Originally Posted by BlackTabby View Post
If everyone donates, there will be 1 very rich person, and many very poor people.

Its good to be King.


 

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Not a Rikti Spy needs to do the Christmas Story again... That was the bestest!
I just hope you never change that avatar--THAT's the bestest

Rich (@Naq)


Rich(@Naq)
--who's NO LONGER waiting for the Elec 'Troller

Bunches of good and evil scattered across all servers--

 

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I'll be giving 100 mill for killshot on GM also.


Global@SteelDominator

 

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Thanks for all the fun, CL. I hope everyone had a fun time!

...and because I know I'll get requests for them, here are the bits I ran in broadcast during the raid:

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On the X day of christmas, the rikti gave to me.

A container with a captured honoree
Two Advanced Drones
Three Rikti Monkies
Four open portals
Five Drop Ship Boooooombs!
Six power armors
Seven Plasma Rifles
Eight Containment Fields
Nine stolen homeless
Ten kidnapped mystics
Eleven Glowing tunnels
Twelve shield pylons

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Twas the raid before Christmas
And all through the zone
All the Rikti were nervous
They were no longer alone.

So they piled on out with their Cannons and Ships.
In hopes that the supers would all take a hint.
When what from the pylons, there arose such a sound.
That before Hro-dotz blinked, the shields were down.

Then what to thier alien eyes did appear,
but dozens of heroes rising through the air.
Rikti cursed and they yelled, they warbled and cried.
They shouted and muttered and teleported outside.

The heroes they landed, bomb fuses soon lit
Hoping to blow the huge spaceship to bits.
And magus emerged to stop all the fun,
but found tankers taunting and blasters with guns.

And after half-hour, maybe a bit more.
The last rikti body fell limp to the floor.
All the villians and heroes rose up with a cheer,
saying "This is our planet! Don't come back till next year!"
And the list of rikti christmas songs yet to be sung:

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I'll bring drones for christmas
Oh, Hro'Dtohz Night
Warning Bells
Scream and Yell
Ukon'Grai is Coming to Town
R'udff the Irradiated Rikti
Grandma got Abducted by a Dropship
Oh, Ten-dropped-bombs
Frs'ti the Gunman
Have a Very Scary Christmas
Walking in a Warzone Wonderland
Its the best invasion time of the year.
Invading on a White Christmas
Away and in Danger
Wreck the Halls
Hark, the Four War Riders Sting
The Little Gunner Boy
Assailent Night
All I want for Christmas is War, Not Peace.
Rikti we have heard arrive.
Blue Rikti
Dra'Gon Orders You to Open Fire
Do You Fear What I Fear.
Have Yourself a Very Rikti Christmas.
I Saw Three Motherships
I Want an Unexploded Bomb for Christmas
We Came Upon a Midnight Clear
Santa Raiding
Up on the Round top
Thanks again for a fun night and merry christmas, guys!


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I laughed, I cried, I pwnd Rikti in the face. Good times, good times indeed CL.


I'll always be a "Champion" at heart. My server away from home.

"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"With great moustache comes great responsibility" - Zee Captain

 

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I didn't get to stay long, but I got to see some of Ashcraft's Riktified Christmas songs/stories. Well worth the frantic clicking trying to get in-zone.


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Grats to all the winners. Thank you to CL! Happy Holidays to everyone.


 

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What a great event! Thanks to everyone for turning out and thanks to CL for being a most MARVELOUS host!


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Thanks to everyone that came out last night. I had a blast, and I hope y'all did too. Very special thanks to everyone that donated towards the prizes.

Ashcraft, you have more talent in your pinky finger than I do all over. Keep it up.

There were a lot of excellent costumes last night in both the holiday themed and Silver Age inspired costume contests. Y'all definitely made it difficult to choose.

Have a very merry Christmas, y'all, and a fantastic 2011.


@Celestial Lord and @Celestial Lord Too