A 75,000 Credit Service Fee?
By
BafflingBeerMan,
Posted on: 2010-10-28 14:44 in Comic and Hero-Villain Culture
Well. He did have to track him for quite a few light years. Whatever powers his ship probably isn't cheap.
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That is how he pays for his Vette.
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Well, he shows up with the bounty encased in carbonite AND provided the wall-hangers? That kind of professionalism doesn't come cheap, you know. For going that extra parsec, Mr. Fett deserves his asking price. One has to wonder where you buy wall hangers for human encased in carbonite, though. I'd think that'd be rare.
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I've gotta say the "aesthetic display w/wall-hangers" bit made me laugh.|
Originally Posted by sleestack
Who does this guy think he is, the deadliest bounty hunter in the galaxy or something?
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I wanna see his follow-up origami invoice reminder that folds/unfolds from the shape of a thermal detonator.
Okay, so Mr. Fett did hunt down the vile fugitive who had so viciously abused Mr. Tiure's generous nature. And the wall hangers are a nice personal touch. But a "Service Fee"? Really? Why not call it a "Just Because I Want More Money Fee"? The Listed Bounty is the "Service Fee", Mr. Fett!
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No, the bounty is only the service fee for capture. For packaging and mounting, there's a separate service fee.
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Originally Posted by sleestack
Okay, so Mr. Fett did hunt down the vile fugitive who had so viciously abused Mr. Tiure's generous nature. And the wall hangers are a nice personal touch. But a "Service Fee"? Really? Why not call it a "Just Because I Want More Money Fee"? The Listed Bounty is the "Service Fee", Mr. Fett!
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I don't want to sound specieist, but Mr. Fett's experience has been that Hutts do not give a standard tip. The 'fee' is a built-in gratuity. Mr. Fett has been known to waive the fee with certain customers who do not need prompting to be generous.
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Originally Posted by sleestack
Okay, so Mr. Fett did hunt down the vile fugitive who had so viciously abused Mr. Tiure's generous nature. And the wall hangers are a nice personal touch. But a "Service Fee"? Really? Why not call it a "Just Because I Want More Money Fee"? The Listed Bounty is the "Service Fee", Mr. Fett!
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OMG I can't *believe* you went there! Mr. Tiure is an upstanding member of the community who is active in many civic projects, such as the Mos Eisley Beautification Project, The Power Converter Alliance (which provides low-cost power-converters to struggling moisture farmers so they don't have to send their teenage sons into town to get them), and The Sarlacc Conservancy (which works to preserve one of Tattooine's greatest natural treasures, the Sarlacc Pit). Mr. Tiure even sponsors a Jawa Scouts troop, affectionately known as Jabba's Jawas. Does this sound like a sentient who deserves the insult of a "Service Fee"?
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Originally Posted by Zombie Man
I don't want to sound specieist, but Mr. Fett's experience has been that Hutts do not give a standard tip. The 'fee' is a built-in gratuity. Mr. Fett has been known to waive the fee with certain customers who do not need prompting to be generous.
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Who does this guy think he is, the deadliest bounty hunter in the galaxy or something?
