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G'Day mates, moiy noime's Outback! I dant nun o ya poor blokes'll undastand wot Oi'm actlay yabbin 'bout, sah Oi'm jast gonna yarn 'bout wot Oi love best: bean a bonza 'ero! Oi'm fram Dawn-Unda see, onna wolkabout ta Paragon City 'ere ta foind moiyself, roight? Destiny 'n' all that.

Rememba the foirst toime Oi came 'ere, ha, boiy did Oi git inna stroife, fair dinkum! Piccy this naw... Oi wos in wots it called, Talos Oiland, lookin fa that InFront Steak'house shack, whenna bugga wit a red headband asks me fa a loight. Naw, Oi dan't smoke them sticks, say Oi say "Sorry mate, Oi dan't got none" and 'e's loike, "Alroight, 'ow 'bout that wallet?"

Naw, Oi'm sure yave seen Crocodoile Dundee roight? So 'ave oi, bonza movie that fair dinkum. Anywhoiy, Oi start ta laugh! This poor bloke 'adn't seen it, Oi reckoned, so Oi take out me Knoife, saying "Lookie mate, jast go hoppin off loike a wallaby and Oi won't 'ave ta 'urt yew roight?"

Blasted bugga jast laughed too! Didn't naw whoiy at first, but boiy did Oi learn sharpish, fair dinkum! Blokes wos loike "That oin't a knoife... THIS is a Knoife!" and draws a bloody broadsword! "That an't a Knoife" Oi says, "That's a bloody SWORD!"

Course, Oi'm gonna be modest 'ere and jast say Oi gave that bloke a whoppin loike none utha. Fair dinkum, iffa 'eadlock'll work onna foive metta croc, it'll work onna bloke loike this un.

Anywhoiy, stay tuned mates, Oi gotta grab a sagner or summin, moiybe even bring back a slab o tinnies! Cheers, and see yew 'round, roight?

Outback? sure your name isn't Bruce?

Bruce! (transcript)

((Hehe, awesome stuff. Gotta love the Aussies, keep it comin' mate! Fair ol' dinkum ))

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Originally Posted by Zwillinger GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.

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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.