Twos Day Rookery!


Battledog

 

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*Comes in twice and starts the chefbots* Morning All. Morning All.

Oh, Good Morning Fey.

Good Morning to you too Fey.


Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

 

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*wanders by and waves*


*wanders by wearing a goatee and inverse color clothing and blows up a chef bot*


Hey, he was making my coffee!

I know... *evil smirk*


 

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-appears resting on the windowsill, staring out at the rising sun as he sits casually. When things begin to grow busy, he hops in and swoops his way onto the kitchen floor. The cabinet is his destination where he immediately rummages through upon opening the door. As he searches for cereal he finds a box of fresh Frosted Mini Wheats- Mmmm, breakfast time for me!


 

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*Two tigers wander in and eye each other suspiciously*

"There can be only one!", they both shout.

*Epic tussling ensues to determine dominance over the chococoffeeliciousness and the pride of nameless catgirls*


 

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*Suddenly a countdown clock appears on the big Rookerytron screen

10....
9...
8..
7...
6..
5..
4...
3..
2..
1...
A deep voice reverberates throught the Rookery

-WE INTERRUPT TODAY'S NORMALLY SCHEDULED ROOKERY FOR THIS!-

The lights and power suddenly go out for a few seconds...
Party decorations appear -streamers, balloons, and 'Happy 40th Birthday Pogo!!' adorn the Rookery.
Platters of all kinds of breakfasty goodness line the tables. Fountains of coffee and chocolate are set up -one of each flavor..and a third mixing the two!!
A mountain of chocolate donuts, and a twin mountain of recess peanut butter cups sit off to the side. A huge table covered in mounds of bacon is also there.
There is a ring set up with those inflatable sumo suits AND a bouncy castle set up for some fun!*

Yes, that little countdown thing Ive been doing led to this moment!
Today's my 40th birthday! And instead of wallowing in everything bad that happened, I'm using it as a springboard to a decade of wonder and happiness!
Let the party begin!!


-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

 

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*hugs Pogo from both sides* Happy Birthday Pogo! Happy Birthday Pogo!


Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

 

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*Double Rawr, double pounce, double lick!*

*Two tigers in sumo suits resume their tussling in the bouncy castle*


 

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Hap P Hap P Birfdayyyyy toooo youuuuu PogoPogo!

Hap P Hap P Birfdayyyyy PogoPogo!

FYI...Pogo now has an OFFICIAL birfday thread on the Virtue thread list!!


~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT


 

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Happy Brithday.


 

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*Gives Pogo 2 cakes*


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

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Happy Birthday PogoPogo! I was going to invent you a present but I think your lab is broken slightly. And possibly on fire.

Hallo...

FeyFeyPogoPogoStryphVexXxaGlomperBeckyNinjaPixieKi ttehFuzzyTigerTwipperTuxedo


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Hi all!
Big Doggeh Licks for everyone times two!


"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

 

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GAH!

*Iz licked and knocked over by giant doggie tongue, twice!*

Hi Battle


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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pokes pogo twice with cold wet nose and fedor twice with cold wet nose


HAPPY 40th POGO!!!! * bakes doggy biscuit cake*

my 39th birthday is september 7th !!!!


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cien_Fuegos View Post
pokes pogo twice with cold wet nose and fedor twice with cold wet nose


HAPPY 40th POGO!!!! * bakes doggy biscuit cake*

my 39th birthday is september 7th !!!!
Gah, my 39th is Sep 9th. Must remember to tip one in commiseration on the 7th


 

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Happy happy birthday, Pogo Pogo!


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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GAH!

*Jumps into Neko's lap after getting the cold nose in the spine.*

Hi there Neko


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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/me parks his modified Centurion BattleMech outside the Rookery before staggering in, clad in the traditional cooling vest, shorts, and combat boots of a MechWarrior, and his neurohelmet carried in one hand.

Blarg... need sleep. Or intravenous administration of caffeine.

/me collapses on a handy piece of furniture and attempts to stave off unconsciousness for a few more hours.

(And because I can, for those that may care, I present the technical readout of my personalized Centurion.)

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               BattleMech Technical Readout

Type/Model:    Centurion CN9-X
Tech:          Inner Sphere / 3067
Config:        Biped BattleMech
Rules:         Level 2, Custom design

Mass:          50 tons
Chassis:       Corean Model K7 Standard
Power Plant:   200 GM XL XL Fusion
Walking Speed: 43.2 km/h
Maximum Speed: 64.8 km/h
Jump Jets:     4 GM Jetstar Standard Jump Jets
Jump Capacity: 120 meters
Armor Type:    StarGuard IV Ferro-Fibrous 
Armament:      
  4 Diverse Optics Sunfire ER Medium Lasers
  1 Mydron Tornado Rotary AC/5
  1 Harpoon 6S Streak SRM 6
Manufacturer:  Corean Enterprises
  Location:    New Avalon
Communications System:  Corean TransBand-J9
Targeting & Tracking System:  Corean B-Tech

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==Overview:==
     The Centurion was originally designed to compliment the Trebuchet fire
support BattleMech. To allow the Centurion to perform this duty, it was
equipped with a heavy and varied arsenal that allows it to strike at enemy
units at a variety of ranges. The top speed of the Centurion is 64.8 km/h.
While this is slower than the Trebuchet that it guards by 22 km/h, it is
capable of keeping up with most fire support 'Mechs and the Centurion has made
a reputation for itself as a front line combat 'Mech. In order to keep up with
demand, Corean Enterprises licensed the design to Jalastar Aerospace in 3047.

==Capabilities:==
    Another one-off variant of the venerable Centurion that first appeared on
Solaris VII, the CN9-X started life as a CN9-D5 built by Corean Enterprises on
New Avalon. Bought from a folding stable, it was modified, removing the C3
slave unit and MASC. The armor was upgraded to ferro-fibrous and the expensive
endo-steel internal strucure was replaced with one of standard materials as a
cost-saving measure. An additional pair of Diverse Optics extended-range
medium lasers was added to enhance its mid-range firepower and to help
minimize the 'Mech's dependence on ammunition-based weapons. For increased
mobility, a set of jump jets were added, enough to allow it to move just about
as fast in the air as it did on the ground.
     This model saw some success in the Solaris medium circuit, and limited
numbers of 'Mechs along this design were built and sold to a handful of
mercenary groups, as well as the AFFS for testing and evaluation.

==Battle History:==


==Variants:==
  One proposed sub-variant, CN9-X2, would replace the 'Mech's ten double heat
sinks and replace them with single heat sinks, and then replace the standard
myomer bundles with triple-strength strands, to enhance the 'Mech's movement
capabilities while in combat. This has the significant drawback of the 'Mech
becoming much more susceptible to the dangers of heat overload, such as 'Mech
shutdowns and ammunition explosions.

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Type/Model:    Centurion CN9-X
Mass:          50 tons

Equipment:                                 Crits    Mass
Int. Struct.:  83 pts Standard               0      5.00
Engine:        200 XL Fusion                12      4.50
   Walking MP:   4
   Running MP:   6
   Jumping MP:   4
Heat Sinks:     10 Double [20]               6       .00
 (Heat Sink Loc: 1 RA, 1 LT)
Gyro:                                        4      2.00
Cockpit, Life Supt., Sensors:                5      3.00
Actuators: L: Sh+UA+LA    R: Sh+UA+LA+H     15       .00
Armor Factor:  161 pts Ferro-Fibrous        14      9.00
 (Armor Crit Loc: 1 HD, 3 RA, 4 LT, 4 RT, 1 LL, 1 RL)

                          Internal    Armor
                          Structure   Value
   Head:                      3          9      
   Center Torso:             16         22      
   Center Torso (Rear):                  8      
   L/R Side Torso:           12      17/17      
   L/R Side Torso (Rear):              6/6      
   L/R Arm:                   8      15/15      
   L/R Leg:                  12      23/23      

Weapons and Equipment    Loc  Heat  Ammo   Crits    Mass
--------------------------------------------------------
2 ER Medium Lasers       RA     10           2      2.00
1 Rotary AC/5            LA      1   60      9     13.00
  (Ammo Locations: 3 LA)
1 ER Medium Laser        RT      5           1      1.00
1 ER Medium Laser        LT      5           1      1.00
1 Streak SRM 6           CT      4   45      5      7.50
  (Ammo Locations: 3 RT)
4 Standard Jump Jets:                        4      2.00
 (Jump Jet Loc: 1 LT, 1 RT, 1 LL, 1 RL)
--------------------------------------------------------
TOTALS:                         30          78     50.00
Crits & Tons Left:                           0       .00

Calculated Factors:
Total Cost:        7,655,500 C-Bills
Battle Value 2:    1,478 (old BV = 1,245)
Cost per BV2:      5,179.63
Weapon Value:      1,263 / 1,184 (Ratio = .85 / .80)
Damage Factors:    SRDmg = 31;  MRDmg = 14;  LRDmg = 1
BattleForce2:      MP: 4J,  Armor/Structure: 4/2
                   Damage PB/M/L: 4/3/-,  Overheat: 2
                   Class: MM;  Point Value: 15


 

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Thanks everyone!! Now since it two fers: DOUBLE GUINESSES' FOR EVERYONE!!!


-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

 

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Nice mech there Kant.

Pogo did you get the lab fire put out?


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Fedor!! What did you try to do to MY lab!!!???!!!


-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

 

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I was making you a present. But I think that red bubbly beaker thing and the blue bubbly beaker and the bunsen burner were broken. Because they exploded.


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)