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I have long come to peace that I am the comic relief, the plucky sidekick who gets killed so that the Hero has more motivation to take out Evil.
Wait - are you both desperate for a position that means you'll be killed in a rebellion?
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I would be the first to die in any horror movie, not make it to the end of a disaster movie, and may squeak by unharmed with only superficial injuries in an action movie.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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It's aiming higher that gets side characters like me killed!
I can only hope for a noble death, sacrificing my life to save the Hero and his family. Not an ignoble death, like thinking it will be perfectly safe to go for help, at night, alone, when there is a psycho killer in the woods. Without wearing pants.
I can only hope for a noble death, sacrificing my life to save the Hero and his family. Not an ignoble death, like thinking it will be perfectly safe to go for help, at night, alone, when there is a psycho killer in the woods. Without wearing pants.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Have you been reading too much Jack Chick parody? Because this reminds me of that...
It's aiming higher that gets side characters like me killed!
I can only hope for a noble death, sacrificing my life to save the Hero and his family. Not an ignoble death, like thinking it will be perfectly safe to go for help, at night, alone, when there is a psycho killer in the woods. Without wearing pants. |
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I have never heard of Jack Chick before.
Have you been reading too much Jack Chick parody? Because this reminds me of that...
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It is just my natural sense of humor and self-deprecation. Which comes from my dad, as evident by this conversation we had after watching "The Day After Tomrrow:"
ME: So would you trek across a frozen tundra to try and save me?
DAD: I wouldn't make it.
ME: I understand. I'd probably be one of those guys that die in the first wave of a disaster anyways.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Funny, because this sounds like that parody with Cthulhu... Look it up.
I have never heard of Jack Chick before.
It is just my natural sense of humor and self-deprecation. Which comes from my dad, as evident by this conversation we had after watching "The Day After Tomrrow:" ME: So would you trek across a frozen tundra to try and save me? DAD: I wouldn't make it. ME: I understand. I'd probably be one of those guys that die in the first wave of a disaster anyways. |
*smacks with rolled-up newspaper*
No! Bad Undersecretary! "Please" is for people who don't control everything! And you most certainly do NOT ask of those possessed of such great unawesome, as any boon the grant you is of poison and tainted with moronic smileys.
But you're new, so you shall be forgiven. Next time, remember you place (that being high above your average poster). You want cookies? The Ministry of Awesome produces the greatest cookies possible under the laws of nature (when you include the secret laws that only the MoA knows about). Like Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip (REDACTED INGREDIENT) cookies. I remember a cop who once ate one, he later quit the force to become a bounty hunter and also participate in intergalactic races. Now he owns his own private island in Port Town.
No! Bad Undersecretary! "Please" is for people who don't control everything! And you most certainly do NOT ask of those possessed of such great unawesome, as any boon the grant you is of poison and tainted with moronic smileys.
But you're new, so you shall be forgiven. Next time, remember you place (that being high above your average poster). You want cookies? The Ministry of Awesome produces the greatest cookies possible under the laws of nature (when you include the secret laws that only the MoA knows about). Like Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip (REDACTED INGREDIENT) cookies. I remember a cop who once ate one, he later quit the force to become a bounty hunter and also participate in intergalactic races. Now he owns his own private island in Port Town.
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Mmkay. Next time, I shall answer "Die", and they shall die.
*smacks with rolled-up newspaper*
No! Bad Undersecretary! "Please" is for people who don't control everything! And you most certainly do NOT ask of those possessed of such great unawesome, as any boon the grant you is of poison and tainted with moronic smileys. But you're new, so you shall be forgiven. Next time, remember you place (that being high above your average poster). You want cookies? The Ministry of Awesome produces the greatest cookies possible under the laws of nature (when you include the secret laws that only the MoA knows about). Like Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip (REDACTED INGREDIENT) cookies. I remember a cop who once ate one, he later quit the force to become a bounty hunter and also participate in intergalactic races. Now he owns his own private island in Port Town. |
Also, I got some cookies and a blood sacrifice from Dex. What shall we do with the blood?
Stuff it in the elevator, I'm trying to convince Jack Nicholson that he's become trapped in one of his own films.
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You see what kind of system you've joined? You got a savage beating just for being polite.
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
Who else is in your club again? Cause if you want to consider having an opinion a negative, you might need to redraft anyway. Not everyone's gifted with the ability to see everything as relative.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
Him, ShoNuff, Marcian, myself, and technically LoT. And some other people.
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me now, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me now, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork