Retcon Anyone?


Arnabas

 

Posted

<--- forum games


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawkazn View Post
<--- forum games
Welcome to the madness. The way the rules of been rewritten, this is more the off-topic section than ever. I confirmed this with TheOcho. As long as it isn't explicitly banned, it's allowed now.


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
Hard to say. It's a hose now.

Had to change this three times...
Personally, I enjoyed the spaghetti.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
Only if you ask nicely
DIE!


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
You're a forum game?
That's funny coming from a chatbot.


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
Wait - are you both desperate for a position that means you'll be killed in a rebellion?
I have long come to peace that I am the comic relief, the plucky sidekick who gets killed so that the Hero has more motivation to take out Evil.

I would be the first to die in any horror movie, not make it to the end of a disaster movie, and may squeak by unharmed with only superficial injuries in an action movie.


"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie

[IMG]http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa10/BafflingBeerman/teamjackface1.jpg[/IMG]

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
You should aim higher than that
It's aiming higher that gets side characters like me killed!

I can only hope for a noble death, sacrificing my life to save the Hero and his family. Not an ignoble death, like thinking it will be perfectly safe to go for help, at night, alone, when there is a psycho killer in the woods. Without wearing pants.


"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie

[IMG]http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa10/BafflingBeerman/teamjackface1.jpg[/IMG]

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan View Post
It's aiming higher that gets side characters like me killed!

I can only hope for a noble death, sacrificing my life to save the Hero and his family. Not an ignoble death, like thinking it will be perfectly safe to go for help, at night, alone, when there is a psycho killer in the woods. Without wearing pants.
Have you been reading too much Jack Chick parody? Because this reminds me of that...


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
Have you been reading too much Jack Chick parody? Because this reminds me of that...
I have never heard of Jack Chick before.

It is just my natural sense of humor and self-deprecation. Which comes from my dad, as evident by this conversation we had after watching "The Day After Tomrrow:"

ME: So would you trek across a frozen tundra to try and save me?
DAD: I wouldn't make it.
ME: I understand. I'd probably be one of those guys that die in the first wave of a disaster anyways.


"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie

[IMG]http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa10/BafflingBeerman/teamjackface1.jpg[/IMG]

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan View Post
I have never heard of Jack Chick before.

It is just my natural sense of humor and self-deprecation. Which comes from my dad, as evident by this conversation we had after watching "The Day After Tomrrow:"

ME: So would you trek across a frozen tundra to try and save me?
DAD: I wouldn't make it.
ME: I understand. I'd probably be one of those guys that die in the first wave of a disaster anyways.
Funny, because this sounds like that parody with Cthulhu... Look it up.


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
Please?
*smacks with rolled-up newspaper*

No! Bad Undersecretary! "Please" is for people who don't control everything! And you most certainly do NOT ask of those possessed of such great unawesome, as any boon the grant you is of poison and tainted with moronic smileys.

But you're new, so you shall be forgiven. Next time, remember you place (that being high above your average poster). You want cookies? The Ministry of Awesome produces the greatest cookies possible under the laws of nature (when you include the secret laws that only the MoA knows about). Like Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip (REDACTED INGREDIENT) cookies. I remember a cop who once ate one, he later quit the force to become a bounty hunter and also participate in intergalactic races. Now he owns his own private island in Port Town.


[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
[URL="http://paragonunleashed.proboards.com/index.cgi"][IMG]http://gamefacelive.com/bre/joker.png[/IMG][/URL]

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
*smacks with rolled-up newspaper*

No! Bad Undersecretary! "Please" is for people who don't control everything! And you most certainly do NOT ask of those possessed of such great unawesome, as any boon the grant you is of poison and tainted with moronic smileys.

But you're new, so you shall be forgiven. Next time, remember you place (that being high above your average poster). You want cookies? The Ministry of Awesome produces the greatest cookies possible under the laws of nature (when you include the secret laws that only the MoA knows about). Like Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip (REDACTED INGREDIENT) cookies. I remember a cop who once ate one, he later quit the force to become a bounty hunter and also participate in intergalactic races. Now he owns his own private island in Port Town.
Mmkay. Next time, I shall answer "Die", and they shall die.

Also, I got some cookies and a blood sacrifice from Dex. What shall we do with the blood?


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
Mmkay. Next time, I shall answer "Die", and they shall die.

Also, I got some cookies and a blood sacrifice from Dex. What shall we do with the blood?
Stuff it in the elevator, I'm trying to convince Jack Nicholson that he's become trapped in one of his own films.


[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
[URL="http://paragonunleashed.proboards.com/index.cgi"][IMG]http://gamefacelive.com/bre/joker.png[/IMG][/URL]

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
Stuff it in the elevator, I'm trying to convince Jack Nicholson that he's become trapped in one of his own films.
Done. Now I will go and PURGE THE LETTER L FROM THIS DIMENSION!

MUHAHAHAHAHA!

MUHAHAHAHAHA!

I need a nap.


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
Mmkay. Next time, I shall answer "Die", and they shall die.
You see what kind of system you've joined? You got a savage beating just for being polite.


@Golden Girl

City of Heroes comics and artwork

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
You see what kind of system you've joined? You got a savage beating just for being polite.
Bugger off, I have cake. Plus, it wasn't savage, and I forgot how annoying you are. DIE!


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
Yeah, your post count alone qualifies you for a prestigious position.

Also, while KM can be entertaining at times, she often shows a painful lack of perspective in a number of topics, which lead her to make thoroughly unawesome posts.
Who else is in your club again? Cause if you want to consider having an opinion a negative, you might need to redraft anyway. Not everyone's gifted with the ability to see everything as relative.


"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA View Post
Who else is in your club again? Cause if you want to consider having an opinion a negative, you might need to redraft anyway. Not everyone's gifted with the ability to see everything as relative.
Him, ShoNuff, Marcian, myself, and technically LoT. And some other people.


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
It's not anything like high school. People like me here.
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me now, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away


"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
Bugger off, I have cake. Plus, it wasn't savage, and I forgot how annoying you are. DIE!
Regens can never die


@Golden Girl

City of Heroes comics and artwork

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA View Post
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me now, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away
*takes you away*

RANDOM INSANITY STRIKES AGAIN!


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
Regens can never die
One critical problem with this statement.

THIS! IS! FORUMS!