The Anything Thread
And and as a toddler and young adult. Then you got too old, so you had to do your own stunts.

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I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car...
Life is short! Live! And treat it preciously.
Also: eat bacons.

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*channels Lon Cheney Jr.*

Dammit!! I'm stuck up here for 12 hours tonight with leftover pizza and now I want Bacon!!
here you go, Shadow...push this button,
get this
and then do the happy bacon dance!

*looks at Dell Craptop Keyboard*
...but I don't have that key!
/em growl
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Your cute little sad eye pic will not assuage my ferocious utterances of dismay at my lack of a Bacon button!

Cheese is almost as good as bacon, as in it instantly makes just about anything better.
Looks like we need to order Shadow a case of Squeez Bacon®:

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There is not even any need to refrigerate it
It's squeez bacon. It transcends all we know about bacon.

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and for kissable lippies...

*whips out credit card and orders Bacon lipbalm*
*writes down Shadow's credit card number*
*heads off to various online stores*
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!
*thinks about how he used Kheldarn's CC for that purchase and laughs*
hehe cool
*buys 5 of everything from ThinkGeek's website with Khel's CC*
*gives Shadow some new toys*
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!
A buggy may be deferred from stroller or baby carriage I 'd imagine,

Oh here's a pic I found of one from 1909
Here's a recent model