Growing Up Paragon... The Musical
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Jbot,
Posted on: 2010-04-09 07:07 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
You wouldn't happen to know one that goes by the tune of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt would you?
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BABs Posi Statesman-Synapse Steel|
Originally Posted by Unknown_User
You wouldn't happen to know one that goes by the tune of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt would you?
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That's what I named my son!
You say I'm addicted to the game; I retort what's in a name?
He's my BABs Posi Statesman Synapse Steel!
da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
BABs Posi Statesman-Synapse Steel
That's what I named my son! You say I'm addicted to the game; I retort what's in a name? He's my BABs Posi Statesman Synapse Steel! da-da-da-da-da-da-da! |
You should know better than to try and test the Claw that way. You can't win.
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Nooooooo!!!!!
Now I cant stop singing!!!!! Please, make the words go away!!!
P.S.: Steel... We all love you! Except my BF. He says he hates you because I am only allowed to love him...
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Good! Now do one to the tune of "I'm a lumberjack"
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Keep this up and he'll do one to Always look on the Rad Side of Life.|
Originally Posted by Jbot
Good! Now do one to the tune of "I'm a lumberjack"
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Some things in life are rad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you buff and tough.
When you're running on low endurance
Don't grumble, don't count on chance
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the rad side of life...
Always look on the rad side of life...
If life seems jelly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to AM and RI and LR and EF.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be a team of monks
Just wave your arms and mumble - that's the thing.
And...always look on the rad side of life
Always look on the rad side of life
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I'm not exactly sure how The Lumberjack Song from Mony Python fame is a Children's Song... but never let it be said that I back down from a challenge...|
Originally Posted by Jbot
Good! Now do one to the tune of "I'm a lumberjack"
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(to the tune of "The Lumberjack Song")
I never wanted to be alone anyways
I always wanted to be a two man team!
Leaping from spawn to spawn in the mighty mazes of Paragon City!
The fiery Hellions! The Skulls! The Lost! The Clockwork gears!
The smell of purest battle! The crash of automatic gun fire!
With my second account paid up to date...
We'd Sing! Sing! Sing!
I've a healer bot and that's okay!
It's on follow and spams heals all day!
(He's got a healer bot and that's okay...
It's on follow and spams heals all day...)
It follows me... and where I go... It is always seen!
And every thirty seconds... My ally he glows green!
(it follows him... and where he goes... it is always seen...
...and every thirty seconds... his ally he glows green...
he's got a healer bot and that's okay...
it's on follow and spams heals all day...)
It keeps me well... it buffs me up... it likes to call me "liege"...
With it I won't be sharing... and it doubles my prestige!
(it keeps him well... it buffs him up... it likes to call him "liege"...
with it he won't be sharing? and it doubles his prestige?
he's got a healer bot and that's okay...
it's on follow and spams heals all day...)
I love solo... I hate all PUGs... My healer bot it rocks!
I hate all other people... that's why I love dual box!
(he loves solo... he hates all PUGs... his healer bot it rocks...
he hates all other people? that's why he loves...
he hates people? well why don't you just go play with yourself then?!
make us sing back up for your silly little song when you hate us?
bugger off!)
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Was it something I said?
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
So, what kinds of songs do the kids (wherever they may be hiding) of Paragon City sing?
Here's a few of my guesses...
(to the tune of "Bingo")
There was a pirate who sailed the sea
And Mako was his name-oh!
Cap-M-A-K-O
Cap-M-A-K-O
Cap-M-A-K-O
and Mako was his Name-oh!
He'd loot an' pillage an' feed frenzy
And so ascend his fame-oh!
(clap)-M-A-K-O
(clap)-M-A-K-O
(clap)-M-A-K-O
and Mako was his name-oh!
He joined Recluse as henchman "B"
With Scirocco who was lame-oh!
(clap)-(clap)-A-K-O
(clap)-(clap)-A-K-O
(clap)-(clap)-A-K-O
and Mako was his name-oh
Barracuda he soon would see
And she became his dame-oh!
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-K-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-K-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-K-O
and Mako was his name-oh
Those he'd beat his meal would be
And that was such a shame-oh!
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
and Mako was his name-oh
He'd sneak in invisibly
Kill and take no blame-oh!
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
and Mako was his name-oooooooooooooh!!
(to the tune of "Farmer in the Dell")
The farming team from hell...
The farming team from hell...
I went and clicked "Accept"...
I'm on the farming team from hell...
The tanker picked no taunts...
Out on our suicidal jaunt...
Hi-ho-the-derry-oh
I'm on the farming team from hell...
The empath spams the heals...
She's got no offense, what's the deal?
Hi-ho-the-derry-oh
I'm on the farming team from hell...
The Scrapper is so locked...
He just aggroed the whole block!
Hi-ho-the-derry-oh
I'm on the farming team from hell...
Our 'Troller's hold-gimped set...
Is scoring badges from the debt!
Hi-ho-the-derry-oh
I'm on the farming team from hell...
The Blaster, king of fools...
It's while we're Resting that he pulls!
Hi-ho-the-derry-oh
I'm on the farming team from hell!
(to the tune of "How Much Is That Doggy In the Window?")
How much is that salvage down at Wentworth's?
The one that would complete my build?
How much is that salvage down at Wentworth's?
I need it before I end up killed...
How much is that salvage down at Wentworth's?
I'll bid high as I can afford...
How much is that salvage down at Wentworth's?
Compete against the greedy horde...
How much is that salvage down at Wentworth's?
I hate how high prices can be!
How much is that salvage down at Wentworth's?
Screw this... I'll just go grind A.E.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw