*Stands tapping a foot impatiently and looking at his watch*
They said overnight. It's been overnight for a while now.
*A delivery truck emblazoned with "Wolverine Express" in brightly colored lettering turns the corner*
Ah! There they are. It's about time!
*The truck screeches to a halt, dumps a large package out and speeds away*
Ok, lessee here. Instructions, instructions... here they are.
*Puts on reading glasses and examines instruction sheet with interest*
Hmmmmm, "Thank you for shopping Wolverine Express, the finest hand-picked wolverines delivered right to your door... blah, blah, blah." Ok, here we go. "Step 1: Locate end of box labeled 'Open this End.' Step 2: IMPORTANT! Point away from face." Seems like good advice. "Step 3: Pull tab all the way across, detaching end of box. Step 4: RUN LIKE HELL!" Think I've got the idea.
*Opens cage door, pulls tab on box, quickly shoves box and contents into the cage, and slams the door shut*
WOLVERINES!!!!!!
What the... GAH!
*Runs around in circles and then remembers he is small enough to fit through the chain link fence. He immediately dives out of the cage.*
Hmmm... good morning Marcius
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
pulls fedor back and shakes like squeaky toy tags in neko
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
*walks in and stands under the Atlas-Tron with mic in hand*
....
*raises an eyebrow at the site of several rabid wolverines*
"DAMN!"
*walks out*
"People who take offense to IC actions OOCly need to learn to differentiate between the two... Or change their damn meds."
*enters Rookery to his theme music*
Oh yeah baby thats right. Time for The Last Ride. And then the Tombstone ...
Rest ...
In ...
Peace.
*Rocks out to the Immigrant Song as he strides into the cage, leaving a thin later of frost on everything he passes*
Oh yeah, ladies and gentlemen, Tramontane is in the GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH-
*Attempts to flee from the wolverines, then slips and falls on the ice*
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*Rapels down from the roof, flames and sparks spewing from the stage and ring like explosions. He drops with a roll into the ring and disarms, taking a CQC (Close Quarters Combat) stance. His theme music plays*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNepLZVq90Y
Okay, who do I get to beat the ever loving shnickies out of?!
*Iz yoinked about by the Puppeh.*
You get to fight... the Puppeh JagBlade! Get em!
Hello TramontanePhillySpartan
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*sets up shop next to the arena offering cold pizza and discounts on Latex Suits*
*Struts in, Capoeira Music blaring.*
Let's Go, eh?
*Series of Spining ground-based movements ot ring*
......
Farking WOLVERINES!?
Anyone Who wants to argue about my usual foolishness can find me here.
https://twitter.com/Premmytwit
I'll miss you all.
Much better than rabid weasels.
*Hops up on Saist's stand to nom some pizza.*
Hi Saist, hey Premonitions
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Creates a wall of ice around himself and nods in satisfaction as the wolverines bounce off*
Hmph. Anyway, as I was saying, um...
WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS?
*Raises his arms triumphantly in the air, then promptly slips and falls on his backside again*
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*equips the wolverines with flamethrowers and sends them after Tramontane again*
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
OY! NOT FRAGGING COOL
*Tosses a slab of raw meat at NekoAli and flies away*
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*gets the wolverines to roast the meat and then shares it with them*
See, it's all in how you treat people. Even Animal-Americans.
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
... I can't help it. I'm a pro-Badger activist. >.>;;
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
Time to call in my partner, Wolf-lord!
*runs behind Jumbo-Tron*
*beat Kicks in*
* Man the exact height, Weight, Skin Tone, and demeanor as Premonitions, but with realistic wolf Mask covering his head swaggers in backed by army of wolves*
Does Awesome capoeira Moves, then stops and poses dramatically, Pointing his finger at the wolverines
"You can't spell Wolverines... without Wolves"
* wolf army attacks*
Anyone Who wants to argue about my usual foolishness can find me here.
https://twitter.com/Premmytwit
I'll miss you all.
I'm going to make a fortune on the pay per view of this.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Walks towards the cage with music playing loudly, the crowd going crazy in the background.*
Ladies and gentleman, in this corner at a towering height of eight centimeters, the reigning tussle champion, FEDOR SACKPERSON!
Just bring it...
(All forms of cage fighting and or pro wrasslin is the theme today!)
(My walkout music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZCxN-YMezk )
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)