I miss him. He actually liked me and my antics :<
He has been too busy giving fair and balanced interviews on Fox News.
@Catwhoorg "Rule of Three - Finale" Arc# 1984
@Mr Falkland Islands"A Nation Goes Rogue" Arc# 2369 "Toasters and Pop Tarts" Arc#116617
Monkey detected an unknown vessel designated the "U.S.S. KarlRoveMan" while on routine patrol of the Hromi cluster the other night. Further analysis was not possible however, as Monkey proceeded to pee on one of the EPS conduits that caused a temporary plasma fluctuation to the antimatter injection assembly. We nearly lost the ship. 
Shard Warrior - 50 MA/Regen/BM Scrapper
Founding Member and Leader : Shadow-Force
Co-Leader: Council of Heroes
"Whatever evils come this way... we will be there to stop them."
i miss him too
Triumph Lurker: mintmiki 50 emp/archer
basically, if you see a miki on Triumph, it's probably cute and it's probably me.
Huge thanks to cuppamanga and all the folks in the mac help forum for prolonging my borrowed time on this game.
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Originally Posted by Shard_Warrior
Monkey detected an unknown vessel designated the "U.S.S. KarlRoveMan" while on routine patrol of the Hromi cluster the other night. Further analysis was not possible however, as Monkey proceeded to pee on one of the EPS conduits that caused a temporary plasma fluctuation to the antimatter injection assembly. We nearly lost the ship.
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The Players' Guide to the Cities
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Originally Posted by B_Samson
I understood all of that. I think I need professional help.
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@Otelo, @Otelo.
Its not dead, Its Just Resting.
Leader, Loved Or Loathed Villian Group
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Originally Posted by B_Samson
I understood all of that. I think I need professional help.
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Originally Posted by Otelo
add me to the list
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@Otelo, @Otelo.
Its not dead, Its Just Resting.
Leader, Loved Or Loathed Villian Group
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In his defense, he was only attempting to increase the destructive yield of the photon torpedoes by inserting small amounts of poo into the antimatter warhead. |
Originally Posted by Az'rial
At least you weren't in the quadrant when Monkey was flinging poo out of the photon torpedo tubes....stunk up the entire sector and I sill can't get the stains off off the USS Az'rial C's hull.
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Theoretically, this would exponentially increase the gravimetric charge of the torpedo, making them have a yield somewhere between 50 and 80 isotons. With that level of firepower, the torpedo should be able to 1 shot a small planet, and entire Borg fleets in a single shot.
We hadn't taken into account the corrosive nature of Monkey poop, so some of it managed to corrode the torpedo casings and it got all over the place inside the torpedo launchers.
Thankfully, clean up has progressed well. It appears Tribbles have their uses after all...
Shard Warrior - 50 MA/Regen/BM Scrapper
Founding Member and Leader : Shadow-Force
Co-Leader: Council of Heroes
"Whatever evils come this way... we will be there to stop them."
You guys need some serious help.
;P
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Originally Posted by Shard_Warrior
In his defense, he was only attempting to increase the destructive yield of the photon torpedoes by inserting small amounts of poo into the antimatter warhead.
Theoretically, this would exponentially increase the gravimetric charge of the torpedo, making them have a yield somewhere between 50 and 80 isotons. With that level of firepower, the torpedo should be able to 1 shot a small planet, and entire Borg fleets in a single shot. We hadn't taken into account the corrosive nature of Monkey poop, so some of it managed to corrode the torpedo casings and it got all over the place inside the torpedo launchers. Thankfully, clean up has progressed well. It appears Tribbles have their uses after all... |
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There's help for us? Reeeeealy?!
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Originally Posted by Speedadkt
You guys need some serious help.
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The Tribble: Nature's scrub brush.
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Originally Posted by Shard_Warrior
It appears Tribbles have their uses after all...
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The Players' Guide to the Cities
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Because you play Global Agenda 24/7
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Originally Posted by Catharctic
He's been gone for so, so long.
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"Kickblast: Known as the first to die, last to die, and one to die every time in between." -Sun Splitter
I am not sure why he would hate us...maybe he finally found the weapons of mass destruction in Alaska, and is cleaning house and saving global warming.
Or he passed out from way too much Tila tequila
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Originally Posted by Sentai_KB
Because you play Global Agenda 24/7
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(Also, he was gone way before then.)
P.S. QQ moar KB.
First time I ever saw KRM in game, he gave me a million inf for having a toon named Strong and Pretty.
@Mojo-
Proud Member of Fusion Force.
Maybe he fell into a trench with a bottle of Jagermeister and decided that was exactly where he wanted to be?
Come back Karl!!!!
Arc 185502: Who Killed Snow Globe? a mini mystery Put together the clues to solve the case!
Arc 22832: And Hell Hath No Fury (extreme)
Will you be the key to the Knives of Artemis' survival? or the instrument of their destruction?
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Originally Posted by Sentai_KB
Because you play Global Agenda 24/7
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Don't I know you???
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I'll have to post a screen cap of my latest Bridge Officer from STO this weekend... "Mon Kee". To see him running around shooting bad guys with his dual disruptor pistols, doing the famous "Shatner dodge/roll" then petting his pet Tribble is so damned funny.|
Originally Posted by B_Samson
The Tribble: Nature's scrub brush.
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I was able to design him to be a really close facsimile to a Rikti Monkey from CoH lol.
Shard Warrior - 50 MA/Regen/BM Scrapper
Founding Member and Leader : Shadow-Force
Co-Leader: Council of Heroes
"Whatever evils come this way... we will be there to stop them."
I fear that there may be an even more insidious reason KRM is not with us... MRS. KRM... What if SHE doesn't like us, and won't let him come out to play any more? She might have even (dare I say it?) made him put on pants!
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I've seen him, too funny! Dual disruptor pistol wielding Mon Kee ftw. Just don't give him any Romulan ale....it's not pretty.
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Originally Posted by Shard_Warrior
I'll have to post a screen cap of my latest Bridge Officer from STO this weekend... "Mon Kee". To see him running around shooting bad guys with his dual disruptor pistols, doing the famous "Shatner dodge/roll" then petting his pet Tribble is so damned funny.
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You know that I had never really understood all of your monkey talk but now.....
I think I just joined the list of those that need help, or was that just because I am married to Troll? Nahh I need help because I am understanding the monkey talk that is around here.
Yes Troll darling I do love you lots.
Has anyone checked his local Shoe Show? Maybe he died in some tragic stripper pole accident.
He sees us as Pantless Heathens because we refuse to wear his fascist pants.
He's been gone for so, so long.
What's everyone's take on his absence?
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