No way, this is totally a Nemesis Plot!
If everyone leaves their character on Auto Walk to go all the way across IP nobody will be able to stop him from ruling the world!
And for NO particular reason, I just started runnin'.. and when I got to an ocean, I just turned around and ran the other way.. and when I got to the other ocean.. well.. I just turned around and starting running back again!
Does it come with Epsom Salt for my poor feeties?
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
It's not a Nemesis plot, it's a Nike plot!
Le Blanc 50 Dark/Dark Scrap
High Huntress 50 Archery/NRG Blast
And a goatload of others. On a goatload of servers.
Official Rickroller of Hero Con 1
So this past Saturday, I headed to Independence Port and decided to do a little walking. I headed to the far North Side of IP and turned my walk on auto. My goal was to head to the South side of IP. Well after hitting the shower, I headed to the grocery store to pick-up some Eggs, Bread and Milk. Came back home after stopping off at the local post office and checked my toons progress. 1/4 of the way there.
About that time a friend of mind called and said they wanted to check out that new mall that just opened up. So, I got in my car and drove over to my friends house. We then took my car to the mall. After that, we decided to grab a bite to eat at this new Italian Restaurant that just opened up. Great food, I think I got the Fettichini Alfredo (not spelled right) with spicy chicken. Mmmm mmm good. Anyways after that, I drove my friend home. I then headed back home myself, checked on my toon. 1/2 the way there now.
Oh well, I thought, might as well do some laundry and watch some movies. After finishing the whole Matrix Series, I then proceeded to jump in my car and head over the local car wash. While there, I grabbed myself a bottle water with some peanuts. As I headed home, I ended up getting a flat tire. After about an hour of fixing that. I drove back home to check on my toon. 3/4 of the way to the South side of Independence Port.
So, I decided to cook some steaks on the grill as it was getting close to supper time. I realized that I was out of steaks so I then proceed to head back to the grocery store to pick some up. While at the store, I just happened to bump into an old friend from school. They told me they were out of work and no one was hiring. I felt bad and offered them to come over for some steaks. As my friend and I were leaving the store, I realized that I forgot to pick-up my dry cleaning across town. I barely made it through their door before they closed. As I headed back home, there was minor fender bender that backed-up traffic. After about 45 minutes of that, I finally arrived at home with my friend to check on my toon. 99% to the end South side of Independence Port. I called my friend over and then "boom". I hit the end of IP and then this wonderful badge appeared with this caption:
"Congratulations on achieving The Marathon Walking Badge. It takes a special person to achieve such a heroic accomplishment. Someone who probably has waaay too much time on their hands. We almost feel sorry for you so we felt it was our duty to award you this prestigious badge. In other words, we would ask you to get a life and pull yourself away from that damn computer screen. Maybe next time you'll just TP across Independence Port and save us the hassle".
And yes, here it is in all it's glory. Enjoy!