Mutant Rookery. Thursday


bpphantom

 

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*comes slithering out on a new set of tentacle-feet, sniffing around with multiple noses. Making her/it's way over to the counter, a psuedopod flips on the chef-bots. Tiny little wings lift her/it up to the counter where a morning chocolate donut is prepared. She/it then sets out a few boxes of Mutie-O's and some fresh milk*

Come and get it while it's still fresh and wriggling!


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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/e flaps in on multiple bat like wings, leathery skin streched across thin boney wings. With a new beak as hard as diamond and as sharp as obsidian, slices through the counter trying to nom a donut.

"Oops! First day with new mutation. I also developed the ability to do origami oddly enough AND spell 'pants' without the silent 'k'! (THanks Chris Elliot for the gag.)"

How's it going Neko! Nice tentacle noses there!


Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall

 

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*explodes*

Well that's a crappy mutant power. No regen either... dangit.


@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8

 

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Good mornin' sweet thangs!

*blinks*

Eeep! Everybody's mutated?

*looks down and sighs with relief* Whew.



"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."

 

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Morning Bp and SOUL!

Yeah you got gipped as bad as Doug Ramsey, aka Cypher, BP.

I suspect Soul you didn't mutate cause your 'funk' chi is centered and therefore in a state of perfection. Just a guess based off several words I found in a dictionary that sounded good together.

/e sets a mutated donut down in front of Bp and Soul.


Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall

 

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Eh, I just blame the tentacles and such on the GOO ancestry in my family tree. Good old Uncle Narly is always good for a chuckle.


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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*Levitates through the wall and then becomes solid again, broadcasting his morning greetings directly into everyone's minds.*

Good morning NekoDaTentacleRookyBatExplodingBoyBppSoul


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Yah like when he got drunk one holiday and replaced all of Astaroth's pipers flutes with kazoo's.

Man you shoulda seen the carnage with Astaroth woke up....

/e sighs.

Good times.

Good times.


EDIT! Morning FEDOR!


Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fedor View Post
*Levitates through the wall and then becomes solid again, broadcasting his morning greetings directly into everyone's minds.*

Good morning NekoDaTentacleRookyBatExplodingBoyBppSoul
*Phases in through a wall and speaks with a telepathic rawr*

Dang it! The lab said this mutation would be unique! How am I expected to impress the kitty lasses with a dime a dozen power set? Must eliminate the competition!

*Stares hard at the sack person as he launches a psychic POUNCE!*


 

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*watches the morning donut get Fedor today instead of the other way around as usual*

Oooh, watch out for that... Ah, to late. That looks painful there. Hope you picked up some regeneration too, Fed.


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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*Arches an eyebrow and raises a brain wave brick wall to intercept the tiger.*

All right. We're gonna do this the scanner way.

*Glowers at the Tiger threateningly. Waving his little sackfists in the air. And then is distracted by an attacking donut.*

GAH!

*Runs around in circles with the donut in pursuit.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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*Looks disoriented as he smacks the mental blocks. Shaking it off, he twitches his ears and manipulates the muta-donuts to grow tiny little dough arms with white frosting claws*


 

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*Begins to run a little faster as his legs become a blur, rather Road Runner like.*

Meep meep!

*And with that he zooms off leaving the donuts in his dust like a frosted, delicious version of Wile E Coyote.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rookery. View Post
/e sets a mutated donut down in front of Bp and Soul.
*the pile of cow bits blinks at the donut and wonders where its moouth landed*

At least Cypher had Rayne. The affections of a hawt redheaded green-eyed irish girl will make any mutation paletable.


@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8

 

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*falls from above into a pile of hay, then hops out all sackboy ish*
Assassin's Creed 2 is AWESOME! I've been playing it a bunch of hours so far probably. And it just keeps on getting better!
I enjoy just wandering the rooftops of the streets, exploring hidden tombs...

I really enjoy the epicness of Assassin's Creed 2!
I can't wait to see what comes next, since I barely scratched the surface I bet!


ATs to 50 - TA/A Def, Nrg/Nrg Blaster, EM/EA Brute, WS,ELM/ELA Stalker

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by bpphantom View Post
*the pile of cow bits blinks at the donut and wonders where its moouth landed*

At least Cypher had Rayne. The affections of a hawt redheaded green-eyed irish girl will make any mutation paletable.
QFT!


Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall

 

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*slithers in*

BOOGER!

*grabs coffee*
Morning everyone!


Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad

 

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eeeyah! Shecky's finally turned into a booger!


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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That's just....

/e holds ina hurl and runs for the facilities.

Reminds me of an episode of the Tick I had a hard time watching. :P


Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall

 

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*attempts to grab a donut, and blinks as the room is funktified, from the shag carpet to the beanbag chairs, black lights and bold art-deco posters, and faux-wood panelling*

Oh my. Was that me?



"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."

 

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As powers go, having the abilities to alter reality back to the 70's isn't a BAD thing. :P

/e hangs this on the wall.



Been looking for a chance to hang this back up.


Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall

 

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Soul has the mutant power of FUNK!


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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... that depends on whether I bring back Nixon.



... naaaah! *funktifies Fedor*



"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."

 

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Fedor got Link hair! Wooooooot!

I don't know about you but I'm voting Robot Nixon next election.


Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall

 

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*Stops running to find himself dressed like Bootsie Collins complete with bass guitar. After looking around a little he begins to lay down a nasty funk riff.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)