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Once again it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, and on this day I come as the petitioner to the Game Devs to ask:

YE SCURVY DOGS, WHERE'S OUR SHOULDER-MOUNTED PARROTS???

Ahem.

I also come to petition for:

1) PIRATE MASTERMINDS!!!

2) New maps for both regular story arcs and for radio/paper missions and for AE Mission Arcs that are pirate-themed: classic sail wooden ships at sea, ships at port, open map zone mimicking such locales as Port Royal or Tortuga, etc. Because I'm getting tired of nearly ALL pirate-themed MA missions set in a modern-day cargo hold (including my own!).

3) No, seriously, PIRATE MASTERMINDS! Just at least tell me you're considering making a pirate powerset to counter the Ninja MM... (insert puppy eyed look here)

4) Rum! In-game special inspiration that grants a minor health/endurance boost, and to counter that a minor stun effect to reflect the impact rum has in the real world.

So what say ye? Shall we board and seize the prize? I vote yes, my hearty krewe!!! Set Sail for... OHIO!!!


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Originally Posted by WittyLibrarian View Post
Once again it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, and on this day I come as the petitioner to the Game Devs to ask:

YE SCURVY DOGS, WHERE'S OUR SHOULDER-MOUNTED PARROTS???
Yes!

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Ahem.

I also come to petition for:

1) PIRATE MASTERMINDS!!!
Yes!
Quote:

2) New maps for both regular story arcs and for radio/paper missions and for AE Mission Arcs that are pirate-themed: classic sail wooden ships at sea, ships at port, open map zone mimicking such locales as Port Royal or Tortuga, etc. Because I'm getting tired of nearly ALL pirate-themed MA missions set in a modern-day cargo hold (including my own!).
Yes!
Quote:
3) No, seriously, PIRATE MASTERMINDS! Just at least tell me you're considering making a pirate powerset to counter the Ninja MM... (insert puppy eyed look here)
Yes!
Quote:

4) Rum! In-game special inspiration that grants a minor health/endurance boost, and to counter that a minor stun effect to reflect the impact rum has in the real world.
yeah, okay.
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So what say ye? Shall we board and seize the prize? I vote yes, my hearty krewe!!!
Yes!
Quote:
Set Sail for... OHIO!!!
NO!!!! Not OHIO!


 

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Originally Posted by WittyLibrarian View Post
Just at least tell me you're considering making a pirate powerset to counter the Ninja MM...
In the meantime, you could always split the difference and make a pirate who's a ninja mastermind. Here, for instance, we see the vicious and cruel Captain Rik Vortex, master of the pirate ship Dark Matter (before that scurvy dog Statesman sank her), and his trusty helmsman "Bloody Bill" Ito.


 

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And play on Guarrrdian!


http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt

 

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Originally Posted by Fleeting Whisper View Post
And play on Guarrrdian!
But Freedom be what pirating is all about! We be free do so whatever we want, yar!