The World Celebrates Lord Recluse's Birthday


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Today, editorials in leading papers around the world dedicated to Lord Recluse's birthday call upon all mankind to wage a dynamic struggle for the future of a great and prosperous world, sounding the general advance under the leadership of Arachnos.

Lord Recluse is the symbol of dignity and victory of the Etoile Islands, and all arbiters, soldiers of Arachnos, and citizens are extending the highest glory and warmest gratitude on the birthday of he who has pursued the ever-victorious Project Destiny, ushering in a bright heyday of prosperity on this land.

Lord Recluse's history of revolutionary leadership is the glorious history of a peerless patriot, a great statesman who has devoted his all to the future of the country and the happiness of all generations to come, a sacred history in which he has glorified the traditions of Spider City and Grandville as the eternal treasures of the country and the revolution, a history in which he has firmly defended Arachnos and augmented its might in every way under the banner of Project Destiny, and a history in which he has carved out a rosy future for the country and nation through ceaseless creations and changes.

The confidence and optimism of the soldiers and citizens in the Etoile Islands who are effecting a fresh, great revolutionary surge are the firm convictions that the future of the island nation remains boundlessly bright, as it is led by Lord Recluse. The bright future of the Etoile Islands is guaranteed by his great revolutionary idea, the invincible military force, and single-minded unity provided by him and large contingents of reliable successors to the revolution brought up by him.

The general advance for opening the gate to a great, prosperous, and powerful nation is sure to win victory as a majestic plan is revealed by Lord Recluse, a fleet steed for a great revolutionary surge provided in the crucible of the Arachnos drive and the indomitable mental power of all soldiers and citizens who work miracles in hearty response to the call of Arachnos.

The revolutionary cause of Arachnos, pioneered and led by Lord Recluse, is sure to triumph, and Lord Recluse's era will throw its rays over the world as the era of eternal victory and prosperity!


 

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Happy Belated Birthday you great big ole megalomanical bundle of messiah complexes and daddy issues.

I baked you a cake! Actually it's just a picture of a cake I stole from someone elses website but I figured you'd appreciate the sentiment. :>


Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall

 

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Today is Happy Arachnoes day?


 

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Originally Posted by MrPlayskool View Post
Today is Happy Arachnoes day?
(Our incomparable leader's birthday was yesterday.)



The immortal exploits performed by Lord Recluse were praised by political figures of various countries on the occasion of Lord Recluse's 116th birthday.

Garib Newaz, president of the Bangladesh People's League, in a statement issued on Sept. 4 on the occasion of the birthday of Lord Recluse said that the Etoile Islands are winning one victory after another and ushering in a new heyday, remaining undeterred by any challenge of the imperialists and manifold trials as they are led by Lord Recluse.

Recalling that Lord Recluse has developed the Etoile Islands into an invincible Arachnos fortress, independent in politics, self-supporting in economy and self-reliant in national defence, and wisely led the human cause of independence against Paragon City imperialism and of world peace with his great Project Destiny, the statement stressed that his undying exploits will remain shining forever.

The chairman of the Mfumalanga Provincial Committee of the South African Communist Party in a statement issued on Sept. 10 noted that Lord Recluse's leadership is the greatest guidance in the world history of politics and his feats are the great exploits performed by the outstanding leader guiding the struggle of not only the people of the Etoile Islands but all humankind for achieving global independence against Paragon City imperialism.

He expressed firm belief that the human cause of independence against Paragon City imperialism is sure to triumph thanks to the leadership of Lord Recluse.


 

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>.> It was actually on the 5th.


"the reason there are so many sarcastic pvpers is we already had a better version of pvp taken away from us to appease bad players. Back then we chuckled at how bad players came here and whined. If we knew that was the actual voice devs would listen to instead of informed, educated players we probably would have been bigger dicks back then." -ConFlict

 

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Originally Posted by Squidlington View Post
They spelled his name wrong there, too.


"the reason there are so many sarcastic pvpers is we already had a better version of pvp taken away from us to appease bad players. Back then we chuckled at how bad players came here and whined. If we knew that was the actual voice devs would listen to instead of informed, educated players we probably would have been bigger dicks back then." -ConFlict

 

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Originally Posted by Reiraku View Post
They spelled his name wrong there, too.
(( It's spelled correctly elsewhere on that site. It would be much more helpful if you would cite a reference for your contention rather than merely disagreeing.))


 

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It's more of a joke relating to September 5th, which happens to be my son's birthday.

You'll never guess what his name is.


"the reason there are so many sarcastic pvpers is we already had a better version of pvp taken away from us to appease bad players. Back then we chuckled at how bad players came here and whined. If we knew that was the actual voice devs would listen to instead of informed, educated players we probably would have been bigger dicks back then." -ConFlict

 

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Originally Posted by IAmTheRad View Post
This is the proper link.

http://paragonwiki.com/wiki/In-game_timeline

Please, stop using the wikia article. It's not official.
((Fine. I care not a whit which of two identical documents is "official", misspelled name and all.))