"hi floor! Make me a sammich!"
Fleh, hate the anti caps, it works best in caps
Just check my sig. 
- Garielle
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I said "ur" which is not a word. It's a sound dumb people make when you ask them to spell out "you are".
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"Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger."
"I almost had Pie." -Artie from this nights episode of Warehouse 13
A Guide to Champion Drama
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Ashcraft been published.
"They used to call me Crazy Joe. Now they call me Batman!"
-Morgan Freeman as Joe Clark, "Lean on me".
"I trusted him like a brother--which is to say, not at all."
- Lord Corwin, The Chronicles of Amber by Roger Zelazny
- Garielle
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Originally Posted by Frosty_Femme
I said "ur" which is not a word. It's a sound dumb people make when you ask them to spell out "you are".
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"Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling cement over my car, encasing me inside and leaving me to slowly fall into an oxygen-deprived coma, from which I awaken five years later to find my wife remarried to my best friend. But then I think maybe I'm just being paranoid, because what are the odds of *that* happening again?" -Jack Handy
@Tian; @Scion of Tian
A peaceful place, so it looks from space. A close look reveals the human race.
Why am I all sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? - Fry, Futurama.
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"That's Lankhmar City for you," the Mouser observed. "You turn your back and they've put up a new secret temple." - Grey Mouser, Lankhmar
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"There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order." -Ed Howdershelt
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1f y0u (@|\| |?3@|) t|-|15, y0u |?3@1y |\|33|) 2 g3t |@Y3|) - Anonymous
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
A. A. Milne
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All those who believe in telekinesis please raise my hand - Anonymous/Unknown
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy - Seinfeld
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Lois Griffin: I care about the size of your ***** as much as you care about the size of my breasts.
Peter Griffin: Oh my God! [runs off crying] - Family Guy
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"Knowledge, logic, reason, and common sense serve better than a dozen rule books."
-- E. Gary Gygax
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"If its stupid and it works, then its not stupid." - Heinlein and about 20 other places
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"Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at." - Murhpys laws of combat
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I used to have special powers, but my shrink took them away
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NPC's cheat. ... they are cheating doody heads. - Lighthouse's sig
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My imaginary friend thinks you have a problem - Anonymouse
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Never forget that the person readingyour post is most likely going to be human - Unknown
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The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. - Terry Prachett
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The GM will often present you with obvious, obtainable goals. Under no circumstances should you attempt to complete these goals. He's planned ahead, and he knows you're coming. Make every effort to be as random and as unpredictable as possible. The relentless chaos will ensure that the GM is just as in the dark as you are.
And then, it's just you vs. the dice. -thekidxii
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What if the hokey pokey really -is- what it's all about?
I don't suffer from altitis, I enjoy every minute of it.
Thank you Devs & Community people for a great game.
So sad to be ending ):
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? " - George Carlin
"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha."
-Donkey, Shrek
"Hey I got an idea! I could stay with you! We could stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
-Donkey, Shrek
"Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, 'cause that's one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?"
-Donkey@Dragon, Shrek
Most things can be fixed with WD-40 or Duct Tape. If it should move but doesn't, use WD-40. If it shouldn't move but does, use Duct Tape. If it can't be fixed with a hammer, it's an electrical problem.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Have you ever experienced déjà vu and amnesia at the same time
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I just called my Futureshop and asked them how much a 20 GB Hard drive weighed when it was full with information, compared to when it was empty.
The guy that was on the phone told me that it was only a few pounds difference. And that's why I don't shop at futureshop.
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You'll be happy to know that a dyslexia for cure has already been found.
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You should hear the names the voices in my head are calling you right now.
- unknown
I don't suffer from altitis, I enjoy every minute of it.
Thank you Devs & Community people for a great game.
So sad to be ending ):
The quiet ones are the ones that change the universe... The loud ones only take the credit
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
"They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist--" General John Sedgewick's last words
"The car seems OK" Ayrton Senna, a Formula One driver's last words.
"Why yes, a bullet-proof vest!" US criminal James W Rogers' last words, when asked if he had any last requests from his firing squad.
"Oh, you are such a wonderful lover"
"Thank you..I practice a lot when I'm alone."
Diane Keaton/Woody Allen - Annie Hall
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
List your favorite quote. Be it from a movie or The Bard or whatever.
"What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! "
Maestro Mavius - Infinity
Capt. Biohazrd - PCSAR
Talsor Tech - Talsorian Guard
Keep Calm & Chive On!