Scientifically the worst song in the world.


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Originally Posted by Mariel_Martog View Post
Now i find it funny because long ago it was said that the worst song/album ever was done by Lou Reed, I own said Album.

Needless It was done while lou reed was on lots of drugs, and as I said I own it, cause I like weird things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr0KkzbbqPI
((Neil Young had a similar piece of noise called Arc. It stank, but both of these gentlemen have made enough great music to not be judged by this kind of stuff.))


 

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That was one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life, and I was kinda sad when it ended.

Playing it again. Seriously, haha, I can't stop laughing. Do all your shopping.. at WALMART!


 

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I like bagpipes and pipe organ.

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Originally Posted by Kai View Post
I actually listened to the whole thing. And then linked it for DJ Cozmic. Fair warning, Cape listeners :7


 

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Originally Posted by Black_Marrow View Post
The Most Unwanted Music

The Challenge: Listen to the entire thing start to finish in one sitting. If you do not, you are merely a weak-willed human being. If you finished it, pat yourself on the back, because I dont care enough to do it for you.

Does it count if I listen with the volume turned all the way down?



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Originally Posted by Peripheral View Post
I listened to it in one sitting and laughed through most of it. I don't think they quite succeeded, but I can't say I'd want to listen to the whole thing again soon.
Ditto. Bad, but more funny than annoying. I guess me sense of humour is just that messed up


 

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Originally Posted by Mrwrk View Post
Listening to it now, but I can already tell it's nowhere close to the worst in the world. What they're missing is the fact that they're deliberately trying to make it bad...and the worst music in the world has been unintentionally bad.
I agree with you 100%.

And also, "bad" is subjective.

For me, right now, the worst song in the world (and this may STAY this way....) is that god awful Taylor Swift song that came out over a year ago the one with the INGENIOUS lyric of "Wishing on a wishing star."

THAT horrified me enough for me to nearly get into a car accident on the highway going 75mph driving to work back when I lived in Florida.

Subsequently, I think that woman sucksfaceandballs in a very graphic manner. And I know PLENTY of people who LIKE her and her "MUSIC." Shame on all of you. FOR SHAME!!!!

*points menacingly as she slowly backs out of the thread*




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I think I actually have the lyrics to the worst song in the world right here.

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Originally Posted by Des'Ree
Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh life! Oh life!

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

Chorus:
Life, oh life! Oh life! Oh life! doo,
Doot doot dooo... Life, oh life! Oh life!
Oh life! doo doot doo

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under the ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail.
I'll take you up on the dare,
Anytime, anywhere;
Name the place,
I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!

Chorus
life oh life...

So after all said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun,
If you really want to.
Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon.

Chorus (2x)

Doo doot doo doot. Repeat
Oh, life, oh life! Repeat till fade


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Originally Posted by JJDrakken View Post
Listen to the whole thing, I liked it.


Then again, I listen to quit a bit of Trip Hop, Industrial, & what not.


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Also: the Opera rapping is awesome.
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Originally Posted by Absolute Malice View Post
I listened to the whole thing. Some parts made me shudder, but the opera rapping and the sections with the kids singing were downright hilarious, lol. This should take the place of XP Debt as a penalty.
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Originally Posted by Joe_Schmoe View Post
That was one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life, and I was kinda sad when it ended.

Playing it again. Seriously, haha, I can't stop laughing. Do all your shopping.. at WALMART!
Put all the quoted comments in a blender; that was pretty much my reaction.

Who.
Murdered.
All.
The innocent.
Children?!

i did! Me! Me! Me!
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