Nites of Darkness #1


13th_Disciple

 

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Obviously the people that have posted in this thread, besides being members of my fan club, are incredibly consumed by their respective bromances on me that by actually reading my post instead of getting all WTFNERDRAGE and taking out their sexual frustrations out on a videogame forum fail epicly to realize this was a joke thread. I mean, wall torches? really? I hate having to explain a joke, but apparantly, certain folks need simple things spelled out for them. Oh well, the whole gang has had much laughter at the expense of all of the mouth breathing knuckledraggers who spend their lives trying to "get over" on the Funk.

NITES FTW

And remember...Jealousy is a stinky cologne.


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Originally Posted by XFUNK View Post
Obviously the people that have posted in this thread, besides being members of my fan club, are incredibly consumed by their respective bromances on me that by actually reading my post instead of getting all WTFNERDRAGE and taking out their sexual frustrations out on a videogame forum fail epicly to realize this was a joke thread. I mean, wall torches? really? I hate having to explain a joke, but apparantly, certain folks need simple things spelled out for them. Oh well, the whole gang has had much laughter at the expense of all of the mouth breathing knuckledraggers who spend their lives trying to "get over" on the Funk.

NITES FTW

And remember...Jealousy is a stinky cologne.

I'm so sorry, that last post may have been a little hard on some people. I offer this document to the masses ,which you can fill out, and get back to me and i can make amends.


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i need a copy of that form for the cat thread


 

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Originally Posted by XFUNK View Post
I mean, wall torches? really? I hate having to explain a joke,
Where did you explain wall torches? Because I'm still confused by that.


 

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It's party night tonight, everyone! Let's get it poppin!

JUS LIKE DAT???





 

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is that dmx?


 

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Thread is officially derailed.


 

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Originally Posted by XFUNK View Post

That's EPIC WIN


 

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You know I tried to be cute and actually filled out that form with some minor changes, and then realized it may not have been appropriate and modded. Sigh.


 

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thats never a reason to give up


 

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Originally Posted by XFUNK View Post
I'm so sorry, that last post may have been a little hard on some people. I offer this document to the masses ,which you can fill out, and get back to me and i can make amends.

Here in Michigan, we have a form for everything. Granholm makes them with the money she gets from taxing smokers to death and fixing the lottery!

Hi XFUNK.


 

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Originally Posted by Dark_0mega View Post
thats never a reason to give up

oh my god I love your avatar. I have one sort of like that.


 

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Did they screw up Pinnacle with the new boards? How come there's so little drama in this thread? Quit staring at the **** and go read the OPs speech. He put so much work into it. The **** aren't going anywhere.

Jer



 

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OPS speach?


 

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Originally Posted by SeedyXX View Post
Did they screw up Pinnacle with the new boards? How come there's so little drama in this thread? Quit staring at the **** and go read the OPs speech. He put so much work into it. The **** aren't going anywhere.

Jer
But **** are so much more entertaining than silly sgs bragging about silly things.



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Originally Posted by PieRo_NA View Post
But **** are so much more entertaining than silly sgs bragging about silly things.
Did you just call NITES a silly SG!? Get him!


 

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you know whats silly?....having NA=Non-Alcoholic tag on your name and being on the drunk server....so silly!


 

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Originally Posted by MoldyLunchboxx View Post
Did you just call NITES a silly SG!? Get him!
eh i'd hit him once and he'd run right to the base like he does in RV. Wasn't there three turtles sg teams in the laegue? one dropped from being scared, and the other two were the only two matches where i didnt have to use my tier 9 or any insps. laughable.


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Originally Posted by XFUNK View Post
eh i'd hit him once and he'd run right to the base like he does in RV. Wasn't there three turtles sg teams in the laegue? one dropped from being scared, and the other two were the only two matches where i didnt have to use my tier 9 or any insps. laughable.
Twice we fought and I kited around you and the other people on the team killed you. You were to silly to stop chasing me and focus on the people killing you lol. Wasnt running back to the base, was running circles around ya :P

Plus you leave zone once you die. . .which is strange. Or you self destruct. lol.

But still **** are way more entertaining then fighting Nites lol



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ALso I can recall at least 2 instances where dear sweet XFunk hits self destruct after realizing that his tier9 wasnt saving his wee ***

And when poor Mister XFUNK gets defeated (happens more then what he says) exits the zone and cries to LOL NITES


 

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Originally Posted by BadBad_Girl View Post
ALso I can recall at least 2 instances where dear sweet XFunk hits self destruct after realizing that his tier9 wasnt saving his wee ***

And when poor Mister XFUNK gets defeated (happens more then what he says) exits the zone and cries to LOL NITES
again, anytime you guys want an 8v8 in the arena we'll be glad to oblige. and fyi, there is no drones to hide in the arena so keep that in mind. The last sg that actually fought us in the arena got destroyed 49-3. You little sg's that pop up every few months are so cute. There's a whole SG list in atlas full of them, they all fizzle and die in the end, while we prevail.


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