An Open Letter to Readers of "The Heart of the City" (BlaBlaBla!)
Recently a letter was published in the "The Heart of the City" section signed "Plucky Sidekick", from a young sidekick who is in love with and contemplating intercourse with her un-named mentor.
I should like to make it absolutely clear, despite the presumably coincidental similarities, that this letter was not from me. That Masked Man and I have an entirely professional relationship dedicated to fighting crime in Paragon City, and there is no hidden romantic agenda.
Yours,
The Plucky Heroine.
Fans4Eva to M.Devilla@BBBnewsdesk.com
Subject: Check your facts!
Everyone knows Fanservice Girl is currently back in Japan on family matters! Her powers protect her from disease too duh, so there's no way she can have an eating disorder. She's even fairly well known to cook a lot, she always talked about how Iron Chef was her favourite show over here.
She wasn't even that skinny!
Signed
A Loyal Fan (Of Fanservice)
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[u]Kitty gone stray?[u]
From one of our photographers I have received some dashing news about the hero Tiger White.
We all know she is happily married to the Mistress of Gravity, but this photo shows this bouncy Tiger may be straying towards something totally different!
The two of them were seen at Hotel Geneva in Atlas Park.
Does Tiger White have a second life we don't know of?
Who is that man...and what else is she hiding?
Straying Tiger
Photo by: Nick Grant
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(( Sorry I'm a bit late on this, been busy. 
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Email received from: tiger.white@unityvigil.com
Subject: BlaBlaBla Article
Dear Sirs,
It has come to my attention that you are printing baseless lies regarding myself and my private life in your online publication, BlaBlaBla!, and I am contacting you to demand an immediate withdrawal of the article attached (link enclosed), and a public apology.
As is publicly known, I do not consort with males of ANY kind beyond basic friendship, and the picture in the attached article is a clear forgery. The model you used couldn't even get the hairstyle right, and there's no way I'd be seen alive OR dead in that outfit.
I will give you 48 hours to comply with my demand, before I begin legal proceedings for defamation of character.
Sincerely
Ellie Stoneberg
tiger.white@unityvigil.com
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
From: Ryan_Andrews@NewVigilants.org
Subject: Flashpoint Article
Thank you for bringing this matter to our attention.
Of course, I am sure you at BlaBlaBla will all co-operate with the New Vigilants as we investigate this alleged crime by one of our members, and provide any data necessary to verify the identity of the person pictured.
We would like to request access to the EXIF files in your raw camera images to help us narrow down the time and date of this incident.
Should discrepancies be found, we will be in further contact.
Yours sincerely,
Ryan Andrews
Commander and Principle of the New Vigilants
To any Mod/Admin who reads this;
This thread can be deleted. It is no longer accurate or in use or interesting in any way.
Thanks!