An Open Letter to Readers of "The Heart of the City" (BlaBlaBla!)
Recently a letter was published in the "The Heart of the City" section signed "Plucky Sidekick", from a young sidekick who is in love with and contemplating intercourse with her un-named mentor.
I should like to make it absolutely clear, despite the presumably coincidental similarities, that this letter was not from me. That Masked Man and I have an entirely professional relationship dedicated to fighting crime in Paragon City, and there is no hidden romantic agenda.
Yours,
The Plucky Heroine.