The Rogue Isles Race - Dick Dastardly Tactics
By
bluedarky,
Posted on: 2008-10-15 13:48 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Any cheating will be stamped upon with the Steel Boot of DOOM™, and you will be instantly disqualified. 
Mother's put the steel boot of DOOM on this already but although it fits into the concept in reality it's just not fair.
Also, Taxis are only just starting up again. They probably wouldnt be ready to handle all the people.
Alternatively corrupt those in power 
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Alternatively corrupt those in power
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Considering the one with the most power in uncorruptable I wouldn't try it.
You know how all those dasterdly schemes come to an end don't you?
CURSES!!!! Foiled again! 
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You know how all those dasterdly schemes come to an end don't you?
CURSES!!!! Foiled again!
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"I would [insert evil plan] if it wasn't for you meddling forumites!"
Them and their dog, there is always a dog.
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Them and their dog, there is always a dog.
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There should be a Scooby-Doo set. A Controller set.
Tier 1: Call for Help
Tier 2: Investigate
Tier 3: Bring Velma
Tier 4: Bring Fred
Tier 5: Daphne in Distress
Tier 6: PAWZ
Tier 7: Hmmm, footsteps
Tier 8: We're Almost Done With This Case, Just need to Call Shaggy
Tier 9: Call Shaggy
What use are powers that call in any of the Scooby Doo gang? They'll just dismiss themselves as soon as trouble starts!
Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.
Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."
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What use are powers that call in any of the Scooby Doo gang? They'll just dismiss themselves as soon as trouble starts!
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Ok what is the specialty of the scooby gang? Find a mob, start screaming, do something very annoying then run run run.
Sounds like taunt to me. Very handy power.
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Any cheating will be stamped upon with the Steel Boot of DOOM™, and you will be instantly disqualified.
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I didn't intend this thread to be taken entirely seriously, sorry. (And you think if I was planning to cheat I'd plan it openly in the forums?) There was a reason I named this thread Dick Dastardly Tactics...
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What use are powers that call in any of the Scooby Doo gang? They'll just dismiss themselves as soon as trouble starts!
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Ok what is the specialty of the scooby gang? Find a mob, start screaming, do something very annoying then run run run.
Sounds like taunt to me. Very handy power.
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Fred - K guys I'll use my Leadership pool to buff the rest of you and I'll probs use one of my awesome AoEs
Daphne - Lol Fred LDRSHIP TEH SUXXORZ! Im a heeler and we are full of awesomeness
Velma - *puts on GR voice* Hate to say it, but continue this arguement and you will be banned. Permemamently.
Shaggy - Lol Velma stop being a big jerk. We all know that the EU servers are too empty to find a new team so why don't you shut up and let NRG Scrapper do the talking!
Velma - Oh, fine, ok Fred runs in and...
Scooby-Doo - LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!!!
Fred - ZOMG Scoobs just ran in
Velma - Right you fools we have to retreat RUN!!!
Daphne - HEELRS NO RUN! *Daphne runs in*
Scooby - You see daphne is stupider
Shaggy - Hmmm...shouldve let me do that Scoobs!
Velma - IM LEAVING!!!
Fred - I can see teamwipe Im leaving as well
Daphne - Kay guys Ill stat a little while longer
*Hami spawns*
Shaggy - Oh no its the giant egg monster!
*Hami kills Daphne and Shaggy*
Scooby - NOOOOOOOOOVA!!!
*Hami XPLODZ*
Hami - I could've given HEROZ and VILLINZ lots of debt if it wasnt for you meddling Blasters!
Sorry Paralux,
I didn't for one moment take it seriously. I should of added a winking smiley on the end of the post.
Nothing for you to apologise for.
*Runs to the Black Market and buys up all the Acme giant magnets, catapults and TNT*
Now this is flipping I can enjoy.
Meep meep.
You know... This could actually be made to work.
How about something like this...
Deathrace 2008!
Set in the contested zone of Warburg, you and your fellow challengers must run the gamut of Warburg, throwing down against heroes and villains alike in the race to be the FIRST to launch the missile.
Anything goes in this knock down, drag out tournament, even cheating! But be warned; if you're caught, you'll face public ridicule from your fellow players AND every single other player in the zone WILL target you for instant execution!
So, come one, come all! If you think you're HARD enough!
*cough* Ahem. So yeah... A death race set in the free for all PvP zone. Have death squads roaming the area to kill any racers they see. Have the racer in a distinctive costume so everyone knows who they are. First one to launch the missile wins the prize, and cheating IS allowed; but if you're caught at it (like launching the missile WAY before you should be able too), all the death squads WILL target you, and the race continues?
Could be massive fun... would be total mayhem. 
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
It would hardly be a villainous race if the villains didn't at least try and cheat or disrupt it. So how to do so? My suggestions:
Taxi service: For an influence fee, the taxis will transport you. For a further influence fee they will agree not to name you to the race organisers (or even to name someone else).
Pitch Invasion: Kiting mobs into the way of the race. Pay protection money to keep them from kiting into your toon (or even to kite a second load into your rival).
Bodyguard for Hire (to deal with the mobs).
Any more suggestions? Is it possible to get temp travel powers without levelling? (There's the jetpack...)