Limericks - Yes I am an amateur


Blademan

 

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Ok just a bit of fun. Used my own main as the first one and the others are just things that popped in my head from reading forums and other day to day things.

Maybe you could write one about you main or something hero/villain related and add it here.

A sharp fingered hero called Blademan
Got his hands on a new Rikti raygun
Gave the trigger a squeeze
and started to sneeze
And cut off something that wasn’t an invasion

A bunch of girly young carnies
Entertaining us with nice sexy bra-nies
Would you want a girl friend
Who saps up your end
You’d better have a couple of sarnies

A hero who’s name is Bridger
Deserved to be incredibly richer
Moderating the threads
And we'll sleep happy in our beds
Knowing that he’s putting us into the picture

A heroic girl that is golden
Could sometimes be incredibly bolden
She posted 12 times about
Plunging necklines
It’s a pity the threads not about Icon.

Enjoy .... or not


 

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lol those are classic


 

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There was a young empath called Healing,
Who's figure most found quite appealing,
When death was close by,
In she would fly,
And her team's health would go through the ceiling.

(until they nerfed it :P)


 

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Nice one Healing

Cheers for the compliments

One more for roleplayers (might appeal to you Dutchy )

A roleplaying hero called Donny
Got invited to an in-character prommie
set at Pocket-D
FloatingFatMan went free
It's a shame Don is really a zombie

better leave before people start chucking rotten tomatoes hehe


 

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There was a hero called Phantom Blue,
Who had something to do.
It was an AV mission,
But all his fellow heroes went fishing,
So he couldn't do that, no.
Then, at 10, one of his fellow heroes gave him a bow.

Nice?


 

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There once was a hero named Marcus
Whos friend Stephen turned to darkness,
Invuln/Super Strength,
He can jump great lengths,
Lets kick his cold dead Carcuss!


@Lukas

 

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Just a hint IM and to all, what makes a limerick a limerick is its basic structure. It's a 5 line short poem, where the 1st,2nd and 5th lines finish with the same sound, and the 3rd and 4th lines are shorter than 1/2/5 and have a seperate end sound that they share.

With that, here's my amateur attempt!

There was an evil villain named Mimey
Who looked up and saw something shiney
It came from the shade
A rocket grenade
The Titan made him go "Cor Blimey!"