The Big Thread of Amazing COH\COV Quotes


Anarkki

 

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Fighting off Rikti in Sharkshead (just two of us).

<Rikti don't spawn for about 10 seconds>
TerrorRat: Finally it's over.
Dr Mechano: Don't say that...
<Rikti begin portalling in again>
TerrorRat: Me and my big mouth.

<They stop portalling in again for roughly 10 seconds>
TerrorRat: That's got to be it.
<Rikti begin portalling in again>
Dr Mechano: You and your big mouth.

<They stop portalling in again>
Dr Mechano: Don't say anything...
TerrorRat: hehehehe
<here we go again>
Terror Rat: What not even that?

<stop for what is hoped the final time>
Dr Mechano: let's just keep quiet.
<Portal in again>
Dr Mechano: Ok that didn't work either...

(all took place in 1 invasion, the comedy timing on all of those was spot on...go Ritki!).


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I remember another one, and this seems to happen to me a lot;

"Well, if we have the courtesy to be on time to this invasion, why can't (Rikti Spawn), oh bugger, they're here!"


 

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Who says robots don't have a sense of humour?

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Nataline Hal winces slightly. "Oww... I hope you're alright? No permament damage?"
Nene MacAllister: It knocked my Asimov chip offline, which installed the three laws of robotics into me.
Natalie Hal: The Asimov chip? What does that do?
Nene MacAllister: It prevents me from injuring a human being through action or inaction, obey orders from humans unless they conflict with the first law, and protect my own existence unless that conflicts with the first or second law.
Nene MacAllister seems to be perfectly serious before breaking into a smirk.
Natalie Hal's eyes go wide for a second. "You mean you can inju... *frowns a little* You're pulling my leg, aren't you?"
Nene MacAllister chuckles. "I am, yes. I had no chip like that anyway."
Natalie Hal: Ohh! You... evil woman!
Natalie Hal giggles softly.
Nene MacAllister laughs. "Do not let it ever be said that AI's have no sense of humour."
Natalie Hal: Taking advantage of an unknowing unnocent girl, you should be ashamed...
Natalie Hal grins. "I will never doubt that again."

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And then, just for Coile:

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Nene MacAllister laughs again before sipping her drink. "I do like to tease people at times. Especially Andre."
Natalie Hal: Oh? Why him?
Nene MacAllister: Would it be cruel of me to say 'fish in a barrel'?

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POSSIBLE SPOILER OF AN EASTER EGG!

In the Warzone we found an..intresting easter egg
Not quoted exactly!
[ QUOTE ]
Arc: Hey Red...Hear that?
[A hidden voice talks to you]: Hello? Is anyone there? I seem to have locked myself in here, mind giving me a hand?
Red Commissar: ...
Arc: Weird...
Red Commissar walks away


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Good times...Theres also:

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Catz: THE BOX!
Arc: Not again!
Catz: It returns!
Arc: *hides*

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All that was on a peculiar big that made a strange yellow box appear on Catz...On the rear.