Heh heh.
Reminds me of that old Far Side cartoon with Lois sewing the word stupid into the logo on the front of his costume.
"After years of domestic bliss, marital tension crept into the Kent household."
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This is a poem I wrote a few years back for a school poetry course, and I just found it again after clearing out some old junk from my room, so hopefully, enjoy. [img]/uk/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
I have to stay at home all day,
I have to wash his cape,
when he gets home from saving the world,
he expects dinner on a plate.
He's always down the local pub,
it's obvious he's telling lies,
he can't even be bothered to cook the dinner,
with his super-laser eyes.
The kids don't mind, they think he's super,
they think he's really great,
he can fly them around the whole wide world,
in less than half a day.
If he spent the day at home,
it'd show him what I'm for,
having to look after the kids,
and do the household chores.
I'd ban him from using his powers,
he'd have to clean things with a brush,
it'd show him why I can't do everything,
in a superhuman rush.
But that day'll never come,
he'd fly away the moment I said "work",
I wish I'd never married him,
because in truth, Superman's a jerk.
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So so sad [img]/uk/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Poor Mrs. Superman
Surely the kids with have inherent abilities though [img]/uk/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/uk/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Maybe the kids aren't his [img]/uk/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
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Maybe the kids aren't his [img]/uk/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
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This is a poem I wrote a few years back for a school poetry course, and I just found it again after clearing out some old junk from my room, so hopefully, enjoy. [img]/uk/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
I have to stay at home all day,
I have to wash his cape,
when he gets home from saving the world,
he expects dinner on a plate.
He's always down the local pub,
it's obvious he's telling lies,
he can't even be bothered to cook the dinner,
with his super-laser eyes.
The kids don't mind, they think he's super,
they think he's really great,
he can fly them around the whole wide world,
in less than half a day.
If he spent the day at home,
it'd show him what I'm for,
having to look after the kids,
and do the household chores.
I'd ban him from using his powers,
he'd have to clean things with a brush,
it'd show him why I can't do everything,
in a superhuman rush.
But that day'll never come,
he'd fly away the moment I said "work",
I wish I'd never married him,
because in truth, Superman's a jerk.