Straight Outta Paragon


Coston

 

Posted

Being white and middle class, gangsta rap is of course my kind of music. Actually, I can't stand the stuff, but I get bored really easy. So, to the tune of Straight Outta Compton by NWA... I present "Straight Outta Paragon"

Apologies for the awkward stiltedness of some of this - it was done rather quickly:

*ahem*

Straight outta Atlas, crazy mask named Statesman
From the gang called heroes of Paragon
When I'm called off, I gotta lay down a debuff
Don't kill the anchor, bodies'll all be hauled off
You too, boy, if ya mess with me
Arachnos are gonna hafta come and get me
Super flyin', that's how I'm goin out
For the newbie hover fans that's showin out
villains start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a Freakshow like that
with a taunt that's pointed at yo pets
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for an emote move
Here's a PVP rep to keep yo dancin
For the win cause I'm the boss Statesman
Crey Pistol is the tool
Don't make me act the txtspeakin' noob
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin Stalkers out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb base campers see clearly
that I'm down with the Vanguard V-G-D
Boy you can't mess with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better /em yell
Coz Statesman is as mad as all hell
As I leave, you know I'm not far gone
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Paragon


 

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Good going home boy, I like it.


 

Posted

Word. That's a sweet rap, man.


 

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Darn, if I could find that instrumental version of the original that was released..... then the internet would have a whole new level of terror once I worked out where I could borrow a microphone from.
I'll get back to y'all on that.

Word. Word indeed.


 

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Straight outta Paragon, another masked flyer
More Skulls I smoke, yo, my level gets higher
I'm an uber dreck farmer and you know this
But the n00b l33tspeaker don't show this
But I don't pop a CaB, I'm make my moves
If not with the boombox, from griefin the n00bs
Just like killin', the definition is 'arrestin'
And when you go down on yo knees it's called 'restin'
Toggle your armour in a minute
I find a good task force, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'm a call you a camper or fake hero
You'll probably get mad like a villain is supposed to
But that shows me, man, you're composed to
A crazy PLer from tha street
Attitude down cause I'm tearin up town
BA Brawler controls the automatic
For any blind inviter that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
Every time I pull a power off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
ST-8 spells States but I'm the man
See, coz Recluse is the villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
That's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your End is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
But a hero like States is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Paragon...


 

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[ QUOTE ]
Darn, if I could find that instrumental version of the original that was released..... then the internet would have a whole new level of terror once I worked out where I could borrow a microphone from.
I'll get back to y'all on that.

Word. Word indeed.

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i've checked my midi-resources, no luck on finding a midi-file of the song.
If i have the original i could try and make you an instrumental version.


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Associates: Gemstone; Storm Lock; Star Sparkle; Dawnshade; Lunara; ...more
Enemies: Shadow Vine; Tirana Q; Forte Cadenza; Black Ion; Pursuit; ...more

 

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nice! was hearing straight outt1 compton while i read it


 

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word to ya mother


 

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Lol that raps sweet, i love NWA alot, good job dawg ^ ^