Lock up your daughters!


Captain_Solaris

 

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Just in case anybody cares (which they probably don't), I just thought I'd let you all know I'm back!

What do you mean you don't remember me?


 

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Welcome back! You're right I don't remember you, but then I have just transfered over from the US.

I have no daughters to lock up but if you come near my pet sheep there will be trouble


 

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What have my daughters done wrong that they should be locked up? And do you have any DNA evidence, the court ruled in my favour you know


"Well, they found my diary today.
They were appropriately appalled
at the discovery of the eight victims
They're now putting it all together.
Women wrapped in silk
with one leg missing
Eight legs, one body, silk,
spider, brilliant!"

 

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Ah welcome back Moloch. I certainly remember you. As, I am sure, many people who were getting themselves to 50 back in March/April time like me will. You were a good person to team with, nice to have you back.


 

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Lock them up more? They're already chained up in the cellar surviving on fungus and the occasion rat that gets too close.

What more can a loving father do?


 

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Welcome back mate! Now we can "Blame Thammuz" again! (not that we ever stopped )


 

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Hiya mate, good to see you back