The Going Rogue Theme Song(s)


Aisynia

 

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Before we start this I would like to say this is all Oddballica's fault. He made a joke in another thread that was also a song parody, although he only parodied the chorus.

I'm only human folks. How can you expect me to resist that kind of temptation? I... I couldn't help but write out the entire song. So.. so the credit for the first song goes entirely to Oddballica who was my muse in this case.

The... er... The other songs after that...? Well.. yeah, that's my fault. I couldn't stop with just one...

So these songs are dedicated to Going Rogue and the near future of City of Heroes. I may think of others later but right now I'm too danged tired to write anymore.

Enjoy....

(to the tune of “Material Girl” by Madonna)

Some worlds Blue me, Some worlds Red me…
I think they’re okay..
But they don’t give me flip-flop options
I need more leeway.

They don’t know what I just need
I can’t choose dark or light; that’s right!
‘Cause the need to change my status
Is my fought for right!

‘Cause we are
Living in the Praetorian world
And I am a Praetorian girl
You know that we are living in the Praetorian world
And I am a Praetorian girl

I choose heroes; no villain zeroes
Blue side destiny!
But it can’t keep my interest so it’s
Red side I must be!

Some yell foul and some they howl
Don’t care ‘bout what they say
Only a bunch of fast side-swappers
Make my team today

‘Cause we are
Living in the Praetorian World
And I am a Praetorian girl
You know that we are living in the Praetorian world
And I am a Praetorian girl

Sides may come and sides may go
And that’s all right by me
‘Cause now I am the only one
To face myself in PvP

‘Cause everyone is
Living in the Praetorian World
And I am a Praetorian girl
You know that we are living in the Praetorian world
And I am a Praetorian girl


(to the tune of “Goin’ Crazy” by David Lee Roth)

Well, here I’m cruisin’
‘Round here on Mercy Island
Been in the Red too long
I’m a Blood Widow
But I think I’ll take a firm stand
I think I’ll switch sides
An’ hit the blue side town

I wanna save some folks
I’m gonna help some banks
I’ll tell Recluse to go to hell
I ain’t betrayin’
I’ll take a blue side second shot
I know you’re laughin’
‘Cause it’s easy to tell..

I’m Goin’ Rogue, yeah!
Goin’ Rogue, yeah!
With my VEAT!

Remember training those Arachnos’ nights
In prep for a bunch o’ Longbow slaughter
My old buddies won’t be laughin’
Won’t be feelin’ high
When I do my trainin’ with State’s grand-daughter!
Oh no!

Don’t tell me give it up
Don’t preach me villain-side
I learned my lessons well
I’ll just be goin’
And then I’ll never stop
I see you smilin’
‘Cause it’s easy to tell

I’m Goin’ Rogue, yeah!
Goin’ Rogue, yeah!
With my VEAT!


(to the tune of “Get Back” by the Beatles)

Jojo was a brute who thought he was a scrapper
But he had an evil past
Jojo ran a brute but thought it was a crapper
His interest it just wouldn’t last

Go Rogue, Go Rogue
Go Rogue and let your claws grow long
Go Rouge, Go Rogue
Go Rogue and sing a scrapper song

Sweet ol’ Mister Martin thought he was a woman
But he was another man
Into gender-bending; his pain was never-ending
Until he heard that NC ad..

Sci-Pack, Sci-Pack
Sci-Pack and you can do no wrong…
Sci-Pack, Sci-Pack
Now trade your boxers in for thongs


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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While I appreciate your time, effort, and obvious creativity.. I must ask.. what's the point?



I'm only ladylike when compared to my sister.

 

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While I appreciate your time, effort, and obvious creativity.. I must ask.. what's the point?

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You'll understand if I find this an odd question coming from someone with the links in their signature that you possess. I take it you felt compelled to create those videos and wallpapers either for artistic reasons, just because you wanted or possibly because you felt others might enjoy them.

I imagine you likely put the effort into them for the same reason I put my efforts into my silly little jokes, lists and songs.

But then again, perhaps I'm wrong.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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While I appreciate your time, effort, and obvious creativity.. I must ask.. what's the point?

[/ QUOTE ]
You'll understand if I find this an odd question coming from someone with the links in their signature that you possess. I take it you felt compelled to create those videos and wallpapers either for artistic reasons, just because you wanted or possibly because you felt others might enjoy them.

I imagine you likely put the effort into them for the same reason I put my efforts into my silly little jokes, lists and songs.

But then again, perhaps I'm wrong.

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I didn't mean any offense. I didn't say it was bad, wrong, or a waste of time. I definitely didn't word my post as.. tactfully as I could have. I'm unfortunately not known for my tact though.

I have my answer now. No worries friend, I'm glad you enjoyed making it and hope others will take that same joy in reading it



I'm only ladylike when compared to my sister.

 

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I demand more stories, like the lizard of oz, or hilarious cracks at the gaps in logic in the city! mainly cause i know only a handful of the songs you parody...


 

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Living in the Praetorian World
And I am a Praetorian girl

Rofl. thats win right there.


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okay fine, i'll join in...this is to the theme "nowhere man" by the beatles

He's a real Praetorian man, sitting in his praetorian land
Making all his evil plans for his heroic somebody

Doesn't have a good point of view, knows not what he's going to do, doesn't he look a bit like somebody...

Praetorian please listen, you don't know what you're missing, praetorian man...paragon can be at your command.

He's as blind as he can be, just hurts what he can see, no where man can you be evil at all...?

Praetorian man, don't hurry, praetorian man don't worry; wait it off...will paragon studios lends you a hand...

Doesn't have a good point of view, knows not what he's going to do, doesn't he look a bit like somebody...

God i feel so cheesy for that, how do you do it steelclaw? *takes cold shower and sits in terror in floor*