Things to do while waiting...
007) Fap.
Virtue:
Grul Doctor Pinnacle Swarm Caller Pity Fist Smashdozer Dhuuln
Rap/Hip-Hop is okay, but I prefer Rock, all forms of Rock.
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007) Fap.
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I thought of that but wasn't sure it was appropriate for a list of things to do while waiting for the servers to come back up.
That number there.. the next one.. yeah, the one after the last one.. there ya go) Watch as your thread goes violently out of control.. Find yourself in a place of sight and sound... realize you have entered... The Twilight Thread.
And the next one) Upon realizing you are in the Twilight Thread.. look around for sparkling vampires.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
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That number there.. the next one.. yeah, the one after the last one.. there ya go) Watch as your thread goes violently out of control.. Find yourself in a place of sight and sound... realize you have entered... The Twilight Thread.
And the next one) Upon realizing you are in the Twilight Thread.. look around for sparkling vampires.
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I misread that at first as spanking vampires and got a strange but sexy mental image.
Infinite) Laugh at the post before the post above you.
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That number there.. the next one.. yeah, the one after the last one.. there ya go) Watch as your thread goes violently out of control.. Find yourself in a place of sight and sound... realize you have entered... The Twilight Thread.
And the next one) Upon realizing you are in the Twilight Thread.. look around for sparkling vampires.
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I misread that at first as spanking vampires and got a strange but sexy mental image.
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It's only effective if your spanking hand has been blessed by a Priest.
Be careful they don't Bite the hand that spanks them.
"I'm a naughty undead... I'm a NAUGHTY undead!"
"I don't mind doing this for you, but do you HAVE to call me 'Drac-Daddy' while I do?"
"Honey.. When I said we needed to spice up things in our bedroom I was thinking more along the lines of rose petals and candles."
"Stake through the heart... Blisters on your ***... whatever works."
"Why Doctor VanHelsing.. if I'd known THIS is what you wanted to do to me all these years I would have let you catch me sooner."
Yeah, this is called Buckshot Humor.. my specialty.. send enough s**t downrange and hope at least one of 'em hits the target.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
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Watch the scout sell Slapchop
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OOC) Fall out of your chair.
Virtue:
Grul Doctor Pinnacle Swarm Caller Pity Fist Smashdozer Dhuuln
I've started a toenail trimming business while waiting for the dev-team to sort out their stuff.
So far today I've had few customers and no injuries. I am pleased.
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I've started a toenail trimming business while waiting for the dev-team to sort out their stuff.
So far today I've had few customers and no injuries. I am pleased.
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Will you trim my pet lion's nails?
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Where can you see lions?
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Badger badger badger badger
Yes I can trim your pet lion's nails, but first let me put on my special meat-jacket.
Make Jello
"The one thing that can stop a full team of MasterMinds dead in its tracks... a doorway!" --Frogfather
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Where can you see lions?
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Only in Kenya.
We've got lions and tigers only in Kenya. Forget Norway!
Dispari has more than enough credability, and certainly doesn't need to borrow any from you.
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N+1) Eat freshly baked cookies.
N+2) Brag about eating freshly baked cookies
N+3) Prepare home for invasion of people who want to steal freshly baked cookies
mmmMMmmmmm cookies.
I want cookies.... who has cookies?!
- Attepmt to steal cookies
- Be prevented from stealing cookies via an incredibly well constructed home defense system made entirly from pots and pans.
ToO) Wish you had freshly baked cookies
fOr) Wish you could brag about eating freshly baked cookies
SiCkS) Wish you had to prepare for invasion of people who want to steal freshly baked cookies
AtE) Think about stealing Chaos Creator's freshly baked cookies
tIn) Head off to steal them freshly baked cookies
X.) Log in..
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Virtue:
Grul Doctor Pinnacle Swarm Caller Pity Fist Smashdozer Dhuuln
that song was funny
I loved it.
But, yanno... I prefer Hits from the Bong - Cypress Hill