AFK: the wife found out I brought my laptop into the bathroom
AFK, dog just ate the car.
Pinnacle: Hold my beer. Watch this!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
MA arc #117314!! Try it nao!!
BRB, it's time to play whack a kitty
Can't forget the classic:
brb ninja bio lol
brb, gotta milk the cow
BRB, cat on fire
BRB, cookie time
BRB, need tacos
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@MissKyo, Leader of the Teamsters coalition on Protector
BRB, my battles just refilled for superhero fight on FaceBook
brb, spilled drink 
AFK, my boss realized I was doing this at work
BRB, Publisher's Clearing House van pulled up..knock at door
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
brb - my kids need beatings 
BRB, It's time to wield a blade, cause now I've got some company.
brb, forgot to level up
AFK, the cops found out about the bodies
BRB, I have to find my stash, the craving is upon me
BRB, IMODIUM hasn't kicked in yet
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� AFK they're about to cut off my electricity
AFK while I serve a 10-year prison sentence
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� BRB, The jury found the guy guilty, have to give a sentence
BRB, I used superglue instead of eyedrops
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
come up with afk/brb excuses. should be simple enough. :P
brb jumping off the face of earth