Aqua Man vs A Ham Sandwich and a nap
Spy vs Spy
Yes vs No
(the winner is maybe)
Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris
Al Bundy vs Homer Simpson
Pirate ninjas vs undead vikings.
heroes vs villains 
Cat vs Hat
Meow vs Oink
This v That
Home server: Guardian
My 50s: 3 scrappers, 2 tankers, 1 blaster, 1 defender, 1 controller, 1 warshade, 1 stalker, 1 brute, 1 corruptor, 1 widow, 1 dominator, 1 mastermind (on Liberty)
Current project
Hamburger vs Pizza
Wiener vs Sausage
Home server: Guardian
My 50s: 3 scrappers, 2 tankers, 1 blaster, 1 defender, 1 controller, 1 warshade, 1 stalker, 1 brute, 1 corruptor, 1 widow, 1 dominator, 1 mastermind (on Liberty)
Current project
Spagetti vs Meatballs
Taco vs Tuna
Right vs left
Daffy vs. Donald (cage match)
ham vs cheese (sammich war '09)
Jew vs Pig (this fight will not be Kosher assault)
Jews in Space vs Pigs in Space
Offensive vs Sensitive
Uranus vs. Moon
Uranus vs your butt
your butt vs. your face!
kidding!!!!
OMG 
I knew that was coming anyways
Happy Noodle Boy vs Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Aqua Man vs. Little Mermaid