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Az'rial

By Az'rial,
Posted on: 2009-04-22 16:56 in News, Events and Announcement Discussion

 

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no anniv. stuff..... at least not right away

No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded...
"The potato goes in the FRONT."

 

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OMG ITS ISSUE 15!!


too early? :P



<_<

>_>

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Now that's just silly....Everyone knows that they are skipping Issue 15 and going straight to Issue 28 to avoid all those nasty little bugs and patches from issue 15-27.

So what will be in issue 28?

Well everyone that has sent a private tell to a high level player begging for influence/infamy or a teleport to the tailor will get their very own Segway. YES.. Now you don't have to walk all that way like the rest of us, you can just hop on your lazy-mobile and it will automatically take you any where you want to go in any zone. (bling optional)

Also, with your Segway, you will have every IO set waiting for you when you log in with 10 trillian inf. so you can buy things you don't need or understand. Not only that, but you'll be auto leveled to 50. I mean, come on, why work at playing and enjoying any game when you could just be level 50. All your new vet friends will be impressed by your charging into the mob and dying faster than a Pauly Shore film in a muslim country, and then asking "y R I die?" and "I cn dans, giv me inf?"

One good thing though, they will finally be fixing that silly little email thing where even though someone has hit the spam button on the spammers, deleteing them from all servers, their message still sits in your box stating; "empty". Now, in issue 28 all those emails will just go to your regular email accounts outside the game so you don't have to worry about spending 10-15 mins. of your game time sending petitions and whatnot.

And, if you pre-order now, you will get your very own personal I R WINNER button and pocket Hamidon. Don't feel like earning your way through the game? No problem, just hit the I R WINNER button and kill everything on every map in every zone on every mission and just sit back raking in all that inf. and drops from everyone on every server. Or just hop on your blinged out Segway and just drag ol' Hami through the low level areas, killing everything in it's path and make many, many friends along the way.

I can't feel my legs..!

 

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I'll add to the chorus of Australians who get irritated by not being able to log on during peak hours.

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That's because the devs still think that all Australians drive around looking for gasoline in modified dune buggies, wearing leather and mohawks asking for directions to Bartertown.

WHO RUN BARTER TOWN...! >.<

I can't feel my legs..!

 

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The trilogy Mad Max comes to mind.