Blame the poster above you.

i blame you for not picking a hotter milf to be my milf momma

I blame you for being odd.

i blame you for lack of questionable material

I blame you for saying milf momma

I blame you for eating navel lint.

i blame you for the carpet not matching the drapes

I blame you for people not being able to drive on I-64 in Norfolk. Seriously, how hard is it to remember where the exit is? You see that sign that says Military Hwy in 3 miles? Maybe it means that in oh I don't know in 3 miles or so your exit is coming up and you should get out of the left friggin lane.

I blame you for driving while mentally impared.

I blame you for not having enough green to be mentally prepared.

I blame you for me having to wear a mocap suit. It looks silly.

i blame you for the patient first by my apt turning me away for a possible fracture at 4:07 b/c u stop taking ppl at 4:00....damn mid-town

I blame you for not being there at 3:59:59.

i blame you for them for giving me pain meds and saying sorry i cant read these...mabey a radiologist would ahve helped at doctor 2....

i blame you for posting 2 lines of lyrical nonsense in every thread

i blame you for being insulting and hilarious at the same time in all of your posts

I blme u 4 mkin me read tht dam Text abbrv....

I blame you for Xfunks avatar, even though its awesome

i blame you for falling asleep wiht the tv on waking up to infomercials about how you need to poop more and my bowels are a toxic waste dump and have more info on that subliminally than anyone should need

I blame you for not realizing they are right. You are a toxic waste dump.

I blame you for people not calling me back. Ugh.. I'm dumping voicemails onto their mailbox in 5...4...3...2...1...

i blame you for using voicemails

I blame you for crashing voice mail systems around the globe with stuff like this Funny Stuff

i blame you for worthless recipe drops

and I blame you when Red Necks RUIN a good song

I Ain't Missing You

I blame you for dirty fingernails and eye boogers.