LOL, I secretly replaced your music collection with J-Pop.
LoL I stole your catnip!
LOL you nipped a cat
LOL, you watch people abuse cats.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
LOL you don't enjoy shaving cats.
LOL, you are spot on with your observation.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
LoL you still didn't figure out you're not eating cookies!
LOL, you still can't get "Ai no imi wo Oshiete" out of your head. This link will get it out!
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
LOL you tried to rickroll someone.
LOL, that was more of a chick-roll.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
LOL, oppss you did it again.
LOL, your avatar stinks on ice.
LoL you're sweatin' to the oldies 
LOL at black and white avatars. 
Lol, your avatar looks like a movie trailer.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
LOL, your avatar looks like a PBS trailer.
LOL, your avatar looks like a global-warming denyier video.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
LOL, I think you just swallowed Al Gore.
LOL, you said "swallow Al Gore".
LOL, you haven't read my book: "Earth in the Balance."
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
Lol you think people still read.
D'oh!
Lol, you watch the Simpsons. (or sit next to someone who has)
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
LoL you think people still watch the Simpsons.
LOL, you watch Family Guy.
LoL we secretly replaced your cookies with cardboard.