khorak_EU

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  1. After seeing the costumes entirely through my own efforts with absolutely no external aid whatsoever with any links to others being coincidental and entirely unpunishable, I'm wondering where, exactly, the problem is.

    As near as I can tell, the revealing costume in question is only revealing when you're an absolute idiot intending to add nothing else at all to it. Heavens forbid that you mix and match parts as you like. It would be some sort of insanity to actually put boots, gloves, shoulders, a hat, a chest piece, a back piece and a belt on her as well.

    And even better, out of a total five whole sets I saw, only that single one was revealing to any degree worth mentioning. Three are completely covering, oh my lord the fourth showed some skin and with the fifth, you're not allowed to use any other costume pieces! Curse these restrictions!

    This paragraph should just be an endless tirade of insults and tactless sarcasm at the idea of this being even slightly objectionable, but I'm intending to change my name to SaintD soon and wouldn't want to ruin the lie.
  2. Of course not, they're not letting me see what the hell it looks like. I've got something for you to buy sir, but you can't look at it until you've bought it.
  3. My personal theory is that it's hilarious listening to people moan about the female toons having massive boobs. It's as equally ridiculous that the men are entirely incapable of having a normal physique even with the slider all the way to the left and have no concept of body hair, but no, we have to only pay attention to the unrealistic nature of the boobs. And niether will we in any way notice that the only way to get them looking even slightly like boobs, and in any way able to compliment the awesomely curvaceous, delightful, child bearing hips every single CoX female toon is blessed with, is to make them huge so the curves all look right.

    I find the complainers far, far more childish usually, since all they ever manage to see is the boobs and absolutely none of the wrongness inherent in the CoX female character sliders that makes it almost compulsory to have the chest slider at least three quarters to the right. It's like free brownie points. The boobs are all huge, which is sexist, impractical, and objectifies women! I'M A DESIRABLE MODERN MAN!
  4. I think she looks great. And I'm also glad that my constant use of TVTropes in links has caught on.
  5. khorak_EU

    City of Cute...

    I want another one, because I'm selfish and needy! Plus it's a new challenge, she's a bit Crab Spider.

    Arbiter Khoril, my favouritest toon. Even over the various Khoraks! And all Arachnos look the same so you'll never really have to do one again. Oh and I thought I'd make the dodgy pose a feature of all my screenshots.
  6. Got another one! Eventually my Crab (which I now have) is going to have a travel power. What I like though, is my toons floating about. Yes, hovering Crab. What I now would like to know is....does the Crab have a full set of properly done animations for all its attacks while hovering? It's damn ridiculous when you blast off something like Supression and your toon acts like its standing on solid ground, like opening the newspaper while in the air, it's just horrible.

    I'd check myself but I used all my respecs. I made it, then I remade it with the melee attacks, then I put it back because you just get the hell kicked out of you, I'd already been playing with the rifle powers before level 24...
  7. khorak_EU

    City of Cute...

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    The City of Heroes game engine simply doesn't have the capability to make her fat enough to give me nightmares. In fact, as far as my previous female relationships go, Two Ton Tina there would be the slimmest....

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    And I weep every time I go to bed because of it.
    ... That I can't make her fat enough that is.

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    Ew! You're one of those weird 'feeder' people!
  8. khorak_EU

    City of Cute...

    The City of Heroes game engine simply doesn't have the capability to make her fat enough to give me nightmares. In fact, as far as my previous female relationships go, Two Ton Tina there would be the slimmest....
  9. khorak_EU

    Desired

    Forcefielders. I have an inappropriate relationship with defense, and want it to have my beautiful blonde children.
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    ...you see a muscular woman and ask her which super booster pack she use, or think she is from a future issue

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    My thoughts tend to be a bit different.....
  11. I don't think it would be fair to let Khorak be involved in anything like this. It would be too easy, he's meant to be a 2D mashup of masculine cliches (apart from one point)! It'd be like working from a blank canvas!
  12. khorak_EU

    City of Cute...

    OMG! The BlueRabbit one is crushingly cute! Cute overloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooad!
  13. It depends what we want to taste!
  14. You've spent months drafting up deployment and battle plans for the Rikti War Zone, which you've turned into a hell of overlapping fields of fire for heavy weapons, artillery killzones, intricate trench systems, specialised countermining teams and layered fallback positions designed to funnel, enfilade, surround and ultimately eliminate enemy assault forces. You stopped only when you contacted the actual United Nations to request a tactical nuclear weapon for the purpose of 'breaching the Rikti shield to establish a foothold upon the mothership itself', and they asked the local police to check on you.
  15. khorak_EU

    City of Cute...

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    heh heh... here is Khorak!

    and a little version!

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    I appreciate how he looks like he doesn't know what he's doing here or like what's happened.
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    When I was very little, towels were capes when playing superheroes with my brothers

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    Pffft, amatuer. I had my mum cut up one of her skirts and do some creative sewing for my cape when I was a young 'un.
  17. khorak_EU

    Bored Phase

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    He does actually improve a bit, but you have to wade through the bad romance novel stuff at the start before you get to it

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    I wouldn't know, I was too busy trying to get that dark blue b***h Viconia to like me.
  18. khorak_EU

    Bored Phase

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    What about trying to talk to Anomen without vomiting?

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    Yeah but he looks nice if you just ignore him.
  19. khorak_EU

    Bored Phase

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    Hordes was great though.

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    Even if Monks were hilariously overpowered. Not that beating ancient, godlike hellbeasts to death with your bare hands wasn't fun though.
  20. khorak_EU

    Bored Phase

    Nothing beats trying to romance Viconia in Baldurs Gate 2. Aribeth is nothing, with Viconia you had to keep getting what looked like the worst possible result which would just turn out to be her being all in denial and stuff. You want people to just be nice to you woman, so here I am being nice. APPRECIATE IT!
  21. khorak_EU

    Bored Phase

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    Does Print Screen actually do a copy to clipboard at all in CoH? I assumed it just created the .jpg files in the screenshots directory.

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    Oh it puts them all in the screenshots folder without any of the UI in the way, it's a very cool feature that isn't copied enough by other games. I remembered this about ten seconds after posting.
  22. khorak_EU

    City of Cute...

    Paint is a pile of trash. I remembered what I used to use which has fantastic functionality before my last rebuild...Paint.Net

    EDIT: Khorak. Though for some reason it's gone all jagged in the translation. And the pose sucks. It's old, I don't know what I was thinking.
  23. khorak_EU

    Bored Phase

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    Slow - very slow

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    He'd prefer to hear it from me. What with me being the attractive, interesting blonde here.
  24. khorak_EU

    Bored Phase

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    Ok, this is totally OT but... Where did ML and Cynic got their new supa-kawaii!!! avatars?! The Rabbit wants!

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    Check out the City of Cute thread in the Creative section. I'd have tried to get one myself but Print Screen pasting into Paint from CoX yielded nothing but a black screen because Microsoft only make s*** applications, and I can't be bothered to download something else.